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me rn tbh
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S A N T I : I'm sorry if I smell like peanut butter cookies.
S A N T I : I ate a whole container.
HOLY SHIT : Where'd you get them from? -questioned, arm around his mid-section-
S A N T I : duane reade. they're not gluten free.... I'm gonna feel it soon. But they were delicious. -He grinned, cheshire.- Hey, Gabe... if I ate a whole bunch of wheat and shit... does that mean when people suck me off, I'm not gluten free?
HOLY SHIT : -considers the question, underlip nibbled on in thought- I.. probably not actually.
S A N T I : Damn... I need to come with a label that says "may contain traces of wheat, milk, soy, nuts and eggs."
HOLY SHIT : Eggs. -teases, poke to crotch-
S A N T I : -Big cheeseball grin before lips puckered into a smirk.- Extra Large. Grade A.
[ w h o o p s I thought I was on a diff. accnt. Don’t worry. I’m still game for the meme I just posted. Santi’s answers will be v. interesting. ]
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Send me a word and my muse will reveal a memory that has to do with it.
Names are words ok
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“I would like to send in a shoutout in homage to everlastingporcelain’s straight up classy and very well-written Bianca. She portrays a dimension to the character that I enjoy seeing and I hope to see more in the future!”
sunastrology
the signs when threatened
the “fuck with me, see what happens” squad: scorpio, aries, leo, gemini
the “yeah, okay, whatever you say pal” squad: capricorn, taurus, virgo, sagittarius, aquarius
the “im so sorry please don’t do the thing” squad: cancer, pisces, libra
I just noticed... Dante is five years older than me...
Pizza Hut coupon code
So, like, I was ordering pizza from pizza hut and I didn't notice this awesome code until AFTER I placed my order. But if anyone wants 2 large pan pizzas, 16 piece wings and a 2-liter drink for $30, the code is: kk
This code expires on 4/19. you're welcome.
Tomorrow is April Fool’s day. Reblog if you won’t post any screamers
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*zeus voice* i love all my children equally! ares, athena, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* hepatitis
James Potter: *Determined to stay up all night to harass Sirius in his sleep* *Passes out before Remus can even open up the book and begin reading the night's bed time story* *Peter getting a quill and ink*
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What doesn’t kill me should run, because now I’m fucking pissed.
(via xgamora)
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Can you reblog this if you wouldn’t mind having pre-established relationships? I’m looking for RP partners, but everyone I approach replies as if they were strangers, and my muse needs friends. p(´⌒｀｡q)
REBLOG IF YOU ACTUALLY READ TAGS
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The Fosters, finally a show that confirms boys have crushes even when they’re 12. Let me rephrase: especially when they’re 12.
This is fucking adorable.
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My love, by that time you would suffocate. Or dehydrate. Or starve. Or my cock would fall off. Or we’d both be dead. Maybe we should just stick to an hour or two… As much as I’ve missed you, I don’t know if I could handle years non-stop… I’m only one man.
I would most certainly not suffocate, why, I promise! When I was little, I could hold my breath under water for nine whole minutes. I never quite made it to ten, but nine was definitely a lot longer than anyone else could hold their breath. And besides... I can still breathe with your cock down my throat. Sure, it's a little harder, but it's still possible... But since I don't want to dehydrate or starve or get your skin soggy to the point of peeling off, I'll make sure not to stay latched on for years.