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I'm a Huge Nerd Who Loves My Perfect Boyfriend

@actuallyromeo-blog / actuallyromeo-blog.tumblr.com

My name is Tucker Owens and I'm a little buttface who likes to log into other people's stuff. I am absolutely in love with my perfectly amazing boyfriend, Specs. I'm a giant nerd who still sleeps in footie pajamas. Oh, did I mention I love my incredible boyfriend? Because I do. He's just sooooooo perfect and I'm just sooooooooo lame.
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Anonymous asked:

snomeo (snail romeo)

......I would be okay with this... But it almost has the word snow in it. And snow is awful. So... I'm not okay with it. Sorry anon.

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yafancyclam

*snip*

here ya go. ya might wanna..not look at your arm while I get the glass out ok

thank you… (Takes it and tries not to moan in pain)

there we go…*presses a towel to the arm so it doesn’t bleed everywhere*

why are you being so nice to me… we hardly know each other…

…look, a drunk father with a bottle is why my mom ain’t here. I couldn’t help her but I can help you and that’s gotta be worth something

r-really..? Race thats awful…. im so sorry…

yeah, it was about as fun as you’d expect. that’s my tragic backstory. where’s my multimillion dollar movie deal??

Yeah, tell me about it. I’m thinking the same... but then our dads would be crawling to us begging for money.

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yafancyclam

*snip*

here ya go. ya might wanna..not look at your arm while I get the glass out ok

thank you… (Takes it and tries not to moan in pain)

there we go…*presses a towel to the arm so it doesn’t bleed everywhere*

why are you being so nice to me… we hardly know each other…

…look, a drunk father with a bottle is why my mom ain’t here. I couldn’t help her but I can help you and that’s gotta be worth something

r-really..? Race thats awful.... im so sorry...

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distract me pls

1: Is there a boy/girl in your life?
2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?
3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”
4: What’s something you really want right now?
5: Are you afraid of falling in love?
6: Do you like the beach?
7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
8: What’s the background on your cell?
9: Name the last four beds you were sat on?
10: Do you like your phone?
11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned?
12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?
13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?
14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?
15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?
16: Are you tired?
17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact?
18: Are they a relative?
19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?
20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?
21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?
22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?
24: Is there a certain quote you live by?
25: What’s on your mind?
26: Do you have any tattoos?
27: What is your favorite color?
28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
29: Who are you texting?
30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?
31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?
32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?
36: Were you single on Valentines Day?
37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed?
38: What do your friends call you?
39: Has anyone upset you in the last week?
40: Have you ever cried over a text?
41: Where’s your last bruise located?
42: What is it from?
43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?
44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?
46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?
47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style?
48: Do you make supper for your family?
49: Does your bedroom have a door?
50: Top 3 web-pages?
51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping?
52: Does anything on your body hurt?
53: Are goodbyes hard for you?
54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
55: How is your hair?
56: What do you usually do first in the morning?
57: Do you think two people can last forever?
58: Think back to January 2007, were you single?
59: Green or purple grapes?
60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?
61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
62: When will be the next time you text someone?
63: Where will you be 5 hours from now?
64: What were you doing at 8 this morning.
65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
70: How many windows are open on your computer?
71: How many fingers do you have?
72: What is your ringtone?
73: How old will you be in 5 months?
74: Where is your Mum right now?
75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?
76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?
77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?
78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?
79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?
80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
81: How many people have you liked in the past three months?
82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?
83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?
85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?
86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?
87: Who was your last received call from?
88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?
89: What is something you wish you had more of?
90: Have you ever trusted someone too much?
91: Do you sleep with your window open?
92: Do you get along with girls?
93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
94: Does sex mean love?
95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?
96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
97: Did you sleep alone this week?
98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?
99: Do you believe in love at first sight?
100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise?
do this please
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yafancyclam

*snip*

ha, yeah, I remember the feelin. I don’t have a spare bed so is it ok if I just put a crap on of blankets and stuff on the couch for ya?

thats more than okay…

coughin hurts? yeah, i’m pretty sure you’ve cracked at least one rib now. I don’t know what to do for that. I always just..like…waited for it to go away but that’s probably bad advice

i dont know… i cant go to the hospital…

that’s alright, ya don’t have to go there if ya don’t want to. you want some painkillers? should probably have some water too. and..yeah, there’s a little piece of glass stuck in ya elbow. it’s little, but i’m gonna have to get it out

yes… please… please… (is basically begging him)

ok kid, i’ll get ya the painkillers and some tweezers and it’ll be just fine

thank you.... thank you...

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yafancyclam

*snip*

ha, yeah, I remember the feelin. I don’t have a spare bed so is it ok if I just put a crap on of blankets and stuff on the couch for ya?

thats more than okay…

coughin hurts? yeah, i’m pretty sure you’ve cracked at least one rib now. I don’t know what to do for that. I always just..like…waited for it to go away but that’s probably bad advice

i dont know… i cant go to the hospital…

that’s alright, ya don’t have to go there if ya don’t want to. you want some painkillers? should probably have some water too. and..yeah, there’s a little piece of glass stuck in ya elbow. it’s little, but i’m gonna have to get it out

yes... please... please... (is basically begging him)

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yafancyclam

*snip*

ha, yeah, I remember the feelin. I don’t have a spare bed so is it ok if I just put a crap on of blankets and stuff on the couch for ya?

thats more than okay…

coughin hurts? yeah, i’m pretty sure you’ve cracked at least one rib now. I don’t know what to do for that. I always just..like…waited for it to go away but that’s probably bad advice

i dont know... i cant go to the hospital...

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yafancyclam

*snip*

seriously, what kind of friend would leave ya lying half dead on the sidewalk? and I wasn’t even doin anything tonight so ya don’t need to worry over that. and glass.. did any get in ya?or cut ya? cause if so we need to sort that out

i was so scared…..

I know ya were. I know. but you ain’t goin back there now, ya can stay here tonight. or as long as ya need

i can? really? I dont want to be in the way…

you ain’t in the way at all. ya need to be somewhere safe

what is my life where home isnt even safe...

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yafancyclam

*snip*

seriously, what kind of friend would leave ya lying half dead on the sidewalk? and I wasn’t even doin anything tonight so ya don’t need to worry over that. and glass.. did any get in ya?or cut ya? cause if so we need to sort that out

i was so scared…..

I know ya were. I know. but you ain’t goin back there now, ya can stay here tonight. or as long as ya need

i can? really? I dont want to be in the way...

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yafancyclam

*Snip*

what? why did I bring ya here? cause I thought you were dead and the road isn’t a good place for a corpse~. or why were you unconscious? I could ask ya the same. someone beat you up pretty bad, but I don’t know who. hopin you could fill me in there

I… My dad… he.. 

him.. I was prayin it wouldn’t be that. can ya move all your fingers and toes? does anything feel broken?

who…. else would it be… ((wiggles fingers and toes))  don’t think anyhting is busted… just hurts…

that’s one good thing then.. he hit your head? he must’ve, for ya to be unconscious. does it feel like youre concussed? dizzy? seein two of things? hopefully it won’t hurt so bad soon. you can have a shower if ya want, it sometimes helped my muscles after stuff like this

i have a screaming headache… and am real dizzy… i feel nauseous too…

don’t try, I promised you’ll fall down again. you my friend are concussed as fuck.. is it ok if I check ya head for blood? need to see how bad it is

i… yeah you can… im sorry… im so sorry..

fuck, please don’t cry, you ain’t got nothing to be sorry for. ya got yourself out which is more than a lotta people would have done. ya don’t owe me an apology

you took me here when you could have been doing something else... i’m so sorry... i always am just in the way

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yafancyclam

*Snip*

what? why did I bring ya here? cause I thought you were dead and the road isn’t a good place for a corpse~. or why were you unconscious? I could ask ya the same. someone beat you up pretty bad, but I don’t know who. hopin you could fill me in there

I… My dad… he.. 

him.. I was prayin it wouldn’t be that. can ya move all your fingers and toes? does anything feel broken?

who…. else would it be… ((wiggles fingers and toes))  don’t think anyhting is busted… just hurts…

that’s one good thing then.. he hit your head? he must’ve, for ya to be unconscious. does it feel like youre concussed? dizzy? seein two of things? hopefully it won’t hurt so bad soon. you can have a shower if ya want, it sometimes helped my muscles after stuff like this

i have a screaming headache… and am real dizzy… i feel nauseous too…

don’t try, I promised you’ll fall down again. you my friend are concussed as fuck.. is it ok if I check ya head for blood? need to see how bad it is

i... yeah you can... im sorry... im so sorry..

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yafancyclam

*Snip*

what? why did I bring ya here? cause I thought you were dead and the road isn’t a good place for a corpse~. or why were you unconscious? I could ask ya the same. someone beat you up pretty bad, but I don’t know who. hopin you could fill me in there

I… My dad… he.. 

him.. I was prayin it wouldn’t be that. can ya move all your fingers and toes? does anything feel broken?

who…. else would it be… ((wiggles fingers and toes))  don’t think anyhting is busted… just hurts…

that’s one good thing then.. he hit your head? he must’ve, for ya to be unconscious. does it feel like youre concussed? dizzy? seein two of things? hopefully it won’t hurt so bad soon. you can have a shower if ya want, it sometimes helped my muscles after stuff like this

i have a screaming headache... and am real dizzy... i feel nauseous too...

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