in between freelance i want to make a zine about what it feels like to have a crush
When you lowkey hurting inside but you gotta act like you chilling all the time.
realest shit ever
can we replace the kardashians tv show with keeping up with the obamas because i’m gonna miss them a lot and i still wanna know what they’re doing all the time. how are the dogs? where does the family travel? what sort of hobbies has michelle taken up in addition to captivating the world with her intelligence, grace, and charm? what are the girls accomplishing? is obama still flirting with biden??? i need to know
Halloween Costumes For Anyone Who Is Lazy, Cheap… Or Just A Big Fan Of Puns.
i’m crying
Look at these geniuses!
@itsagifnotagif I feel you’ll enjoy these puns
destroy this new idea that a woman can’t be strong if she cries over a man she’s lost. destroy the idea that you have to be cold and emotionally detached in order to be a strong woman
los! (via knick-licht-bitch)
‘’…und dieser enorme Schmerz ist das Thema von Pocahontas.’’
date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once
Date a girl who doubles as a haunted house
boy oh boy could I use a hot steamy cup of Mental Stability™
8 Hands, 1 Piano! Watch more!
Single serving size // r.i.d (via inkskinned)
me: shoot why is every1 together and i’m here without a boyfriend/gorlfrend
me: declines every date. takes 3-5 business days to respond to messages. never smiles. cannot parallel park