simmer down

red white and royale blue would've been good if instead of the president's son it was about an american president. and instead of a prince he fell in love with a british boy band member.

WE ASKED AND ADAM DELIVERED

Sources: Rightful Peeps on Twitter

AND IM GOOD!! CAUSE IM MISERABLE!!! AND NOBODY EVEN KNOWS!!! try and come for my job

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

EUCLID

live debut April 30th 2024

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

I was clearing out my Emotional Support Vessel folder on my laptop (I'm under 400 files now, go me) and I found this absolutely unhinged meme I made back in July 2023. Enjoy, I guess.

i cant believe you guys. NOT EVEN ONCE

so no sleep token for me this year either

Mr. Token The 4th needs to stop threatening me with those thighs (please keep going).

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

I posted this on tiktok and it got 2 likes and a comment that asked me if this is a fanfic i'm writing. They don't teach history in your fandom school?? Never forget.