okay hello

some recent stuff from my twitter ,,,

EBONY! JENKINS! 

how do straight white boys survive in the real world

So, outside of your racism, heterophobia, and sexism, what makes you say that the person in grey is white, straight, or male?

perhaps the fact that I saw his icon and kindly cropped it out of the post

😂😂😂😂 I’m laughing so hard at “racism, heterophobia, and sexism” like honey no… White boys tryna be oppressed so hard

jeez Frisk, have some tact why don’t you

I wanted this to happen if you called Papyrus ‘uncool’ while you and Sans are in Grilby’s. (THIS HAS NO REFLECTION OF MY VIEW OF PAPYRUS EITHER, he is a perfect cinnamon roll)

Hahahahaha

Waterbears can go without food or water for more than a decade. They can survive temperatures from zero to above the boiling point of water, pressure six times stronger than the deepest ocean trench, radiation hundreds of times higher than the fatal dose for a human, and the vacuum of space.

but everything comes at a price son of a bitch looks like a dick

Guys you don’t know the half it. Tardigrades, or waterbears, (or moss piglets, how cute is that?) are the coolest things in the entire world. They pretty much live everywhere on earth, and all they do is amble around drinking water. But if their life is in danger, they shrivel up into this little raisin thing and they can survive practically anything. There was a piece of moss sitting dry in a museum for a century. Some scientists wetted the moss, and they woke back up. Just started drinking the water again. They have survived as near to absolute zero as science has allowed us to get. They’ve woken up after being subjected to 6 times the radiation lethal to humans, even though they are about 3 millimeters in length on average. NASA sent them into orbit and they were released into the vacuum of space for ten days. They woke up. So what does this mean? Scientists believe this may help to prove the existence of live elsewhere in the universe, and how life came to Earth. If there are creatures that can survive the emptiness of space, who’s to say an asteroid didn’t carry some from one planet to ours?

A wonderful, amazing swimming peen with nubbin legs

let him come

you can’t keep doing this, god only has so much patience

THIS IS A SIN

I don’t understand how you can be that fine.

This whole family must be stopped

Zayn who?

WHAT

I fucking died

[Super high-pitched shriek] Guy: [deep voice] Yo, what the fuck?

a more…rpg fantasy sans?

of course he’s a hot dog/hot cat/bad puns merchant….

and as for papyrus

Han Kyung Hyun - Surreal but Nice Spring 2016 Seoul Fashion Week

Hey remember when Bernie Sanders said women fantasize about rape?

Hey remember when Hillary Clinton defended a rapist?

Hey.

What’s that “rape culture” you guys said you were against?

for anyone who sees this, some clarification

sanders’ quote is from a satirical 1972 essay he wrote that examined sexual dynamics between men and women, and he used such extreme language (he also said men prefer tied up women) to help more clearly draw contrasts between male and female sexuality

and “defended” here means “was legally obliged to defend her client in a court of law because that’s her duty as a public defender” even though she did request to be taken off that case in particular way back in 1975

although I know a fair portion of tumblr has already written off Hillary due to, y'know, doing her job and it’s only a matter of time before sanders’ essay gets passed around and taken out of context too

regardless I’d bet that sanders and Clinton have much more pro-women voting stances than literally any of the 18 republican candidates (trump and Carson notwithstanding) despite these out-of-context instances that occurred 40 years ago

Welp, signal boost the shit out of THAT reply.

Nothin’ like a fresh can of can

a good ole tin of tin

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