Sweetheart

*running down foggy street dodging monsters personified of my sins* aaaaa lol

There’s just an old guy pacing back and forth in this goodwill farting and it scares me because it’s like seeing myself in 60 years

just got into bed. has anyone else tried this

my bad for assuming everyone has critical thinking skills btw

i was so normal and neurotypical today and hardly went to the shadow realm at all

やめ！やめるですよ！

Stop! Stop it!

Rina Sawayama for Spur Magazine February 2021

Anyone else go through that occasional phase where toast and butter is just the tastiest fucking creation on the planet and you have to restrain yourself from eating an entire loaf of bread in ten minutes

youknow when kittens meow and their eyes get a bit smaller cos theur faces r so little they cant have their mouth and eyes all the way open at the same time I think about it so muxh

THIS IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Imagine if you were a rich housewife suspicious that your husband was cheating on you and you hired a private investigator to follow him and the PI came back with a ream of polaroids of himself railing your husband. Wouldn't that be fucked up

me giving relationship advice: communicate or end it

I would like to visit

Fluffy cows 🥺

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