Dragonslut Handler

I'm only mildly morally outraged by taylor swift. She's kind of the poster child for rich blonde white women but she's not the worst one yknow. She's like the hillary clinton of pop music but I'm grateful that she's not a politician. I do find her lyrics and the way swifties act about those lyrics REALLY funny though. God bless

Some people really whip themselves up into a frenzy about this white woman and her notes app poetry she's getting paid gazillions of dollars for and I'm not convinced it's that serious. Personally. But it's really really really funny. The whole phenomenon of swifties posting lyrics like Can you believe she wrote this herself she's a musical genius. & she's like "I wanted to fuck like a mountain rat / but you were a mouse trap / we're tom and jerry / but like in a straight way" and when you start giggling about it they're like YOUUU DONT UNDERSTAND ART

Jagged

this is funniest possible thing candle knight could have said at the end of her duel with margaret because literally every part of their fight was straight out of the cheesiest knight fairytale imaginable. They spent the first 5 minutes of their fight just talking, sharing backstory and ideals, they continued talking the entire time, practically flirting while fighting, and in the end margaret won the duel by breaking viviana’s sword, they shook hands, and both walked away with zero injuries. Thats about as classic knight tale as you could realistically ever get.

i can only conclude that when viviana says reality has proven to be less romantic then she’d hoped what she means is “i thought we’d be making out by now”

Sankta backs

For some reason I’m popular with Russian people in my town. I don’t know the reason but I think it’s funny it happens so frequently, and always when I’m out buying groceries

commission for @cianur0!

based off this post

i love it when ryoko kui draws the gang in a modern setting but they still have their armour on

like this one specifically. jacket over plate and chainmail armour. sweatpants. hiking boots. i wish people dressed like this for real

I'd seen this is a disgrace to siracusa dot png circulating before this chapter got officially released but that single cap doesn't fully convey the existential crisis Angelina Ajimu faces when confronted with the fact that americans make pizza a little differently

Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths

4. Turn up the dynamite, let's MAKE it real

Neither of them is a good talker so they just hang out in silence with the radio on 🌵

actually your characters should be pure wish fulfillment and your writing should be entirely self indulgent and it should all be very, incredibly, undeniably horny.

Brother, she pays off YOUR debt and sugar moms you, it’s her special move:

Thoughest motherfuckers in the Mojave, killing legionaries, eating shit and dying a bunch

they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also

monkey paw finger curls and another AI generative text program is born

nooo my good intentions

Damn did you see that? That was fucked up, right? Anyway I'm Rod Serling.

Here's the 12 page zarraph comic I made for some reason. Rest of pages are under the cut.

[warning for foot stuff. A lot of foot stuff]

anyway the actual point of fandom is to inspire each other. reading each other's fics and admiring each other's art and saying wow i love this and i feel something and i want to invoke this in other people, i want to write a sentence that feels like a meteor shower, i want to paint a kiss with such tenderness it makes you ache, i want to create something that someone else somewhere will see it and think oh, i need to do that too, right now. i am embracing being a corny cunt on main to say inspiring each other is one of the things humanity is best at and one of the things fandom is built for and i think that's beautiful