the afffirmations instagram is driving me fucking insane so here are some faves

i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her pussy 🧝‍♀️

uhm.... girls only have cocks around these parts, friend

Doing shadow of the colossus shit to HIS pussy

sorry im a lesbian

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her penis?

well if youre unsure i can take over for you

collecting lizards to boost my stamina and climbing the tower to do shadow of the colossus shit to her 17th secret penis

i think the concept of the post is starting to escape us

nothing escapes from me

i've grown to like elfs a lot more than i used to, in recent days

ahem

📢 autistic characters are allowed to be horny

in fact it’s gotten really fuckin frustrating how much people insist on depriving them of sexuality ✌️ so quit doing that

#I swear to god every time I say Laios is a monsterfucker I get people in my notes saying#’nooooo he’s just autistic about monsters he doesn’t fuck them’#HE CAN DO BOTH#‘Laios likes BDSM bc he likes being tied up and he knew how to tie Thistle up in that way that one time’#’noooo he likes being tied up because he’s autistic and likes to be squeezed’#IT CAN BE BOTH!!!!!!!! IT SHOULD BE BOTH!!!!!!#I AM SICK OF YALL NEUTERING AUTISTIC PEOPLE AND CHARACTERS LET THEM FUCK!!!!!! LET THEM FUCK AND BE KINKY!!!!!! (via @lylahammar)

「超越了曼荼羅的世界，是否能夠恆久存在？」 塗鴉完了。

three FOUR anarchy accounts, that all post nothing but antifa memes, followed me in less than 24 hours. And like, idc, but nothing has ever given me stronger "waving to the FBI agent surveilling me" vibes. four antifa-bot accounts? you want me so bad it's embarrassing.

agent babygirl im saying this from a place of love: you look pathetic

tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post

Follow to see the same photo of Skyward Sword Link every day.

If your goal is to normalize gender-nonconformity you’re gonna have to accept that some people will fuck with gender as hard as they can while still being unequivocally, 100% cis and that is okay. There’s no egg to crack or callout to write. This is a good thing actually.

Yeah. I knew in college, so far as I know, a cis guy who liked dresses. And he wore dresses, and sometimes people would say "you are a man in a dress" and he would say "yeah".

@zangoonse your tags have me crying thank you lmaoooo