English grammar crash course: “oo” words one goose two geese one tooth two teeth one foot two feet one moose two meese one boob two beeb
oi guv
be a good egg and toss us a quid me ma n pa are dead
skittles has an opinion
this is by far the weirdest vine ever
my humor 2016
a game called “hamlet, kanye west, or dril” in which you are given a quote without context and subsequently must determine whether or not it originates from shakespeare’s extremely well-known tragedy hamlet, highly influential rapper/fashion mogul kanye west, or noted Weird Twitter account dril. it may sound easy but i have a feeling it’d be at least a little bit harder than it sounds
if you think this is easy, please remember drill said “I will face god and walk backwards into hell” Kanye West said “Nothing in life is promised except death” and Hamlet said “Words! Words. WORDS.”
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me: it can only get better from here *gets worse* it… can (:onlyget better fromher e (:
“u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen
name all seven sports
- ball throw
- ball catch
- ball run
- ball kick
- shoot ball
- dong touch
- memes
get fuckin wrecked
this mans life has been torn apart
mom: can you do the dishes
me: how about you do your own dishes
mom: ……
tumblr is so fucking cringy
i have like 20 followers so no one will care that I support Wretched Tooth. or don't care about this, can we go back to being triggered by CIS white males because I've had enouGH of this GOSH daRN WEBSITE MEMEING MY ASSWHOLE.
fukco ff
jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj(ay is zoom)
#suckmybutt #analmagic