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@sarahcorn

it is easy to forget how full the world is of people, full to bursting, and each of them imaginable and constantly misimagined
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Before I fall in love again 1. I want us to be friends. Which means, I want to be able to eat my favourite cheese crust pizza with you, while having cheese all over my face and even in my hair, without feeling embarrassed or concerned about it. I want to be comfortable with you, I want to be okay about being messy, irritating, embarrassing, disgusting, petty while with you. Because I will be petty when I see my ex best friend post a happy picture and I will be messy during my finals and I will be embarrassing when I meet your parents for I suck at meeting parents. I want to be okay with being the way I am and the only way to be okay is to know that you’re okay with me being things other than beautiful, graceful and composed at all times. 2. I want to be able to have long and passionate conversations with you not just about existential things but also about what went wrong in the ending of that book and how kids are affected by media and how tomato basil combination always works. I want to have conversations where we may not always have the same views but our fundamental values always fall in place. I want to talk to you about the beauty of the stars but I also want to talk to you about the disgusting mentality behind certain societal norms. 3. I want to see how consistent your actions are with your words. I don’t want to fall for love letters or poems, for sweet Instagram captions or long birthday texts, I want to fall in love with you showing up on time and keeping your promises. 4. I want to take it slow. I want our story to work out in years, not months. I want to respect time and space this time. 5. I want to make sure I am not seeking love from you for the lack of love I have for myself. I want to make sure you aren’t a void I am filling in, you are not an alternative to the things I can’t give myself. I want to make sure you are not doing the same. 6. I want to work out with my insecurities and fears from the past. I don’t want to project them on you, I don’t want to subject you to the doubts, suspicion and anger I carry from the people I have known in the past. 7. Before I fall in love again, I want to make a mattress with you. Of understanding and respect and trust. So when we fall, it doesn’t hurt.
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And then I think of this event not as a singular event anymore, but as a part of something bigger. I picture this event intertwined within the string of events that got me to where I am today - intertwined within the threaded string of unexpected life occurrences that pull me in an uncomfortable direction without giving me a hint where they’re taking me. I picture myself putting this situation up on the crowded mantle, with every other rare and fragile situation I’ve picked up along the way. Except, when I go to put it on display, it doesn’t fit. There’s already too many other situations on display for me to constantly be looking at over and over again. I can’t fit another situation in my brain. So then I ask myself a very generic question, but I ask it in a tone that isn’t so generic for the question. I ask myself this question without the expected, pathetic, hint of despair you’d expect me to ask it with. There’s not a single hint of self pity, and not a single hint woefulness for myself. I ask this question truly because I’m curious, because I need to know what this all was for, what the purpose of this pain was, because I need to know the answer, because there has to be an answer. Why me?
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Classic Hollywood Bloopers

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

These are WONDERFUL

Two more of my favorites:

These are great..made me smile😊💖

The fact these exist are truly amazing.

In the olden days, if footage was not used in a film, it was either destroyed or erased so they could reuse the reel, because it was cheaper than storing unused film.

Google the BBC’s lost archives to find out more.

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Best sites to kill time on

Been bored after school a lot nowadays so made a list of my most used sites. Am I missing any?

** DISCLAIMER I’m not responsible for late homework assignments, sleep deprivation, missed deadlines because of this list**

• Commaful - really addicting short stories and poetry

The Oatmeal - funny web comics

Find The Invisible Cow - watch the audio for this one….

The Onion - fake news that’s actually hilarious

Pornhub - not gonna link it. self explanatory.

Useless Website Generator - literally does what its name says

Best of Reddit - warning extremely addicting stuff here

Funny Or Die - watching will ferrell as george bush never gets old

Cyanide & Happiness - hilarious comics

Rich Kids On Instagram - this makes me cry a little

One Tiny Hand - they literally make hands tiny. it’s so great

And there it is……remember. With great power comes great responsibility

omg commaful and the oatmeal made me forget my midterm last semester

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sarahhadzig

caught the sunrise on my way to an art exhibition in melbourne🌅😌

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mcdolans

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes

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sarahcorn

you know how sometimes someone will tell you a wild story irl but you don’t believe it because they are one of those people but as soon as you see something similar on tumblr you just assume it’s true straight away unless it’s like really unrealistic. i wonder how many of those wild stories on tumblr are just made up by those people who are trying to get attention.

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sarahcorn

you know how sometimes someone will tell you a wild story irl but you don’t believe it because they are one of those people but as soon as you see something similar on tumblr you just assume it’s true straight away unless it’s like really unrealistic. i wonder how many of those wild stories on tumblr are just made up by those people who are trying to get attention.

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