So I just now learned that museums on Twitter were having a battle over the best bum around! I am delighted!!!
I mean, just look!
WHY DID NOBODY FUCKING INFORM ME
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So I just now learned that museums on Twitter were having a battle over the best bum around! I am delighted!!!
I mean, just look!
WHY DID NOBODY FUCKING INFORM ME
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The Language of Thorns is one of my favorite short story collections!
“Black Lives Matter” and “Justice for missing and murdered Indigneous women” Photo credit: Does anyone know who took this image?
gimme sammich
gib bagul
i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like
It warms my heart that Robert Irwin is the same goofball his father was
chaotic dumbass
I nearly spit out my fucking drink.
what a precious fucking nerd!!!
Here I go again, vandalizing my poor old copy of Good Omens lol
My brother wanted me to lend it to him so he could read it, I think he’s gonna have a heart attack when he sees all the shit i did in there 😂
A youtuber named RTGame gave 100 people a planet each in minecraft to customize and someone made the Discworld.
Ahh I saw that, though I haven’t had a chance to watch it! I love RT though :)
Discworld at 1:50.
AOC has an asteroid named after her: 23238 Ocasio-Cortez
That’s really fucking cool
Hello 911, I just witnessed a murder
No, you just witnessed an assassination. A glorious, glorious assassination.
Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)
Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca
John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)
Color was critical to the look of “Emma.” Drawing on Sofia Coppola’s 2006 “Marie Antoinette,” Quinn says pastels were key to the production design and costuming. She used mint green and pale pink, as well as yellow and burnt orange to illustrate Emma’s cool and breezy attitude. “I worked closely with Autumn to develop a palette of colors for every season,” Byrne explains. She leaned on white muslin for her designs, but she stresses the costumes were never meant to be just white; the sheerness of the fabric allowed her to layer other items on top to create a depth and richness that contrasted with the lightness and buoyancy. — Alexandra Byrne | Costume Designer for Emma. (2020)
I got REALLY fucking frustrated at Costco trying to get some goddamned eggs and having people not practising even the slightest bit of social distancing, so I came home and made a bunch of shirts, because then people have no goddamned excuse for not leaving us high-risk individuals who have no choice but to go out ALONE.
Also, I still have to buy groceries, so now those shirts are listed for sale. Hopefully they’ll help someone.
the crew goes out into the forest just to film random b-roll shit and the director accidentally finds the like..rarest worm on earth so they run back to their house like COYOTE LOOK and then there is a very heartfelt and sincere response to weird worm including an entire mounted piece of wall art apparently
I’m real happy that this man is out there living his dream life. All he wants is marvel at nature and writhe in pain for a camera, and he gets to do both as his job.
Fucking wholesome.
This review for a dog life jacket is sending me
This might help your anon from earlier? At least I hope it does!!
This is probably helpful info for a lot of people.
Here’s another business insider article on what payments you might be able to pause/cancel and the programs some providers have set up: https://www.businessinsider.com/personal-finance/pause-bill-payments-if-you-lost-work-due-to-coronavirus
Mystic Aquarium is also letting its animals visit each other during this time of great boredom. Get you a partner who looks at you like this sea lion looks at this tegu.