country gnomes,

take my bones

to a place,

they don't belong

see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.

west virginia

Philip Larkin, ‘An Arundel Tomb’, The Whitsun Weddings

When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

March 15 again and here we go…

controversial statement of the day: lack of diverse representation hurts everyone in the community represented.

important side note: aside from making unrepresented individuals feel invalid, lack of diverse representation also helps perpetuate inaccurate (and often harmful) stereotypes, which results in hurtful stigmatization used to supress and undermine entire groups and communities.

Laura Dern as Ellie Sattler in Jurassic Park (1993) dir. Steven Spielberg

Tom Holland being a relatable idiot.

Me @ 8:45 walking into a lecture vs me @ 9 when the lecture actually starts

Chelsea: What part of London are you from?

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

*asks police officer to help me take a selfie since I’m in handcuffs*

2019 is the year we thrive (throw knives)

i honestly have no idea why anyone would ever want to be a famous celebrity or an “““influencer””” for a career in today's world because i, speaking as the dumbest person i know, would not be able to handle seeing all my half-brained decisions put out on display to the entire world. like i would not be able to read a tmz article about me being in the grocery store for three hours and leaving with nothing but cranberry juice and paper towels. or the time i ran straight through a roundabout because i thought it was a speed bump….and stan people on twitter would be dissecting my every move like “this must be an outward manifestation of inner turmoil from a complex mind” like no!!! i’m dumb!!! none of this goes any deeper than me just being my normal dumb self!! anyway what a nightmare 

04/21/18 (via victoriatrunfio)

@ god why cant i be rich so i can buy my mom nice things

Conspiracy theory: staff started the @staff thing so no one would know you’re meant to @support and they wouldn’t have to do work

No one is reblogging this which obviously means I’m onto something

Reblogging this literallly crashed tumblr you’re onto something.