Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

not if i drink enough alcohol! take that you prying creep

Characterdevelopment

1x01 “A Study In Pink”

Greg Lestrade: “Sherlock Holmes is a great man, and I think one day, if we’re very, very lucky, he might even be a good one.”

4x02 “The Final Problem”

Someone: “Sherlock Holmes is a great man.” Greg: “…He is a good one.”

 Fav Scene - Lmao I was literally screaming out he got his name right!

Stop looking for people to clap for you. Clap for yourself.

Breaking News

“hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-” “haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE”

this one is a little too real 4 my taste

Okay wow

aliens being confused by how humans deal with scents

human: “gonna have to wash this blanket to get rid of that new smell,” alien: *makes a note that humans prefer to mark objects with familiar scents*

human: “gotta love that new car smell” alien: *scratches out previous note and replaces it with a question mark*

human: “old books smell so good,” alien: *increasingly frustrated note taking*

human: “mmm love that new book smell,” alien: “WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?”

*puts my hand on your discouraged shoulder* not only are you smart and capable, but your potential is immeasurable and you will go on to do great things in your life time

natasha is beating them at strip-chitauri-kill

No, wait, we have to talk about this, because I honestly can’t decide what’s better here. Is it that it’s so toasty outside Clint took off his jacket and Steve felt the need to flash some cleavage? Is it Nat casually gesturing with loaded weaponry while she tells terrible dad jokes? Is it the resigned exasperation on Steve’s face? We just don’t know. 

#but seriously imagine them getting bored killing the enemy’s drones or whatever#and they make a game out of it#and it’s summer and so why NOT make it a stripping game eh??#I feel like thor would just strip either way like ‘fucking FINALLY I can take these infernal pants off’#their butts are all over the news the next day#Fox News won’t shut up about how much of terrible influence they are to children#or some shit like that idk 

this pic is now my most favourite thing in the whole entire world

Merry Christmas and happy holidays. x 

RIP Vine †

I'VE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS 🎄

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