Actual body positivity: No one should be shamed or made to feel less than because of their body type, weight, or skin color. Bullshit Tumblr Body Positivity™: Being 500 pounds and woefully unhealthy is beautiful and anyone who doesn’t think so is a hateful bigot. Also skinny women are bitches. Also white people are pasty mayonnaise and really ugly.
And BTW who doesn't like mayo. That's a very popular condiment.