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ˢᵒ ᶫᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵃʳᵗʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵒᵘᶰᵈˢ ʳᵒᶜᵏ ᵒᶰ⋅
ᵍᵒᶰᶰᵃ ˢʰᵃᵏᵉ ᶦᵗ 'ᵗᶦᶫ ᵗʰᵉ ᶫᶦᶠᵉ ʰᵃˢ ᵍᵒᶰᵉ⋅
ʳᵒˢᵉ ᵗᶦᶰᵗ ᵐʸ ʷᵒʳᶫᵈ, ᵏᵉᵉᵖ ᵐᵉ ˢᵃᶠᵉ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵐʸ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃᶦᶰ⋅ ✾
(indie. 21+. Consistently NSFW. Relatively non-selective. ღ No specific rules other than no smut with minors, so please forgive my lack of a guidelines page. By Tess.)
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hakamorra-archive

Break the ice; have our muses interact!

This includes not only if our characters haven’t met yet, but even if they already have.

“Are you lost?“  ‘And you are?” "Who are you?” “I don’t think we’ve met.” “How old are you?” “How long have you been there?” “Can I trust you?” “Who do you think you are?” “Are you wearing my clothes…?” “You’re cute."  "Would you like to go on a date with me?” “People are watching.” “Be Careful!” “Help me!” “I’ve got bad news."  "Hate to  break it to you.. but ___ is dead."  "I will never forgive you.” “I’m sorry…” “Why are you so angry?"  "Just kill me!” “This is where it ends.” “Victory!"  "Stay close!” “Watch it!” “Why don’t you hate me?!"  "You can’t just give up… not now!”

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rtherpmeme

ᴛᴀɴɢʟᴇᴅ sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ       sᴇɴᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ( ᴏʀ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ) ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇ!

  • ❝ This is the story of how I died. ❞
  • ❝ That’s when people usually start to look for a miracle. ❞
  • ❝ And for that one moment, everything was perfect. ❞
  • ❝ Why can’t I go outside? ❞
  • ❝ The outside world is a dangerous place filled with horrible, selfish people. You must stay here where you’re safe. ❞
  • ❝ All the things we’ve seen and its only eight in the morning. ❞
  • ❝ Stop taking everything so seriously. ❞
  • ❝ Stop with the mumbling, you know how I feel about the mumbling. ❞
  • ❝ I distinctly remember your birthday was last year. ❞
  • ❝ That’s the funny thing about birthdays, they’re kind of an annual thing. ❞
  • ❝ I can’t believe that after all we’ve been through together, you don’t trust me. ❞
  • ❝ Okay, okay, okay…I’ve got a person in my closet. ❞
  • ❝ I do hate leaving you after an argument, especially when I’ve done absolutely nothing wrong. ❞
  • ❝ You are not leaving this tower! Ever! ❞
  • ❝ Ugh, great. Now I’m the bad guy. ❞
  • ❝ I’ll be back in three days time. I love you very much, dear. ❞
  • ❝ I know why you’re here and I’m not afraid of you. ❞
  • ❝ The only thing I want to do with your hair is to get out of it. ❞
  • ❝ Who are you, and how did you find me? ❞
  • ❝ I know not who you are nor how I came to find you, but may I just say…hi. How ya doin’? ❞
  • ❝ I was being chased, I saw a tower, I climbed it. End of story. ❞
  • ❝ I have made the decision to trust you. ❞
  • ❝ Tomorrow evening they will light the night sky with these lanterns. ❞
  • ❝ When I promise something, I never ever break that promise. ❞
  • ❝ I didn’t want to have to do this but you leave me no choice. ❞
  • ❝ Well that’s okay, what she doesn’t know won’t kill her. ❞
  • ❝ I’m a despicable human being. ❞
  • ❝ You know I can’t help but notice you seem a little at war with yourself here. ❞
  • ❝ This is part of growing up. ❞
  • ❝ Stay calm. It can probably smell fear. ❞
  • ❝ Haven’t any of you ever had a dream? ❞
  • ❝ Go. Live your dream. ❞
  • ❝ Someone get me a glass, ‘cause I just found me a tall drink of water. ❞ 
  • ❝ Let’s just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn’t like me. ❞
  • ❝ I have got to get me one of these. ❞
  • ❝ I was going to offer you something worth one thousand crowns, would have made you rich beyond belief. ❞
  • ❝ A gift like that, well, it has to be protected. ❞
  • ❝ You can’t tell anyone about this, okay? It could ruin my reputation. ❞
  • ❝ Well a fake reputation is all a man has. ❞
  • ❝ Why would he/she like you, come on now really. ❞
  • ❝ Look at you! Do you think that he/she’s impressed? ❞
  • ❝ I just listened to the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that. ❞
  • ❝ All good things to those who wait. ❞
  • ❝ Well I hope you came to apologize. ❞ 
  • ❝ I need you not to get him arrested. ❞
  • ❝ What if its not everything I dreamed it would be? ❞
  • ❝ And what if it is? What do I do then? ❞
  • ❝ You get to go find a new dream. ❞
  • ❝ I’m not scared anymore. ❞
  • ❝ We want him/her instead. ❞
  • ❝ The world is dark and selfish and cruel. If it finds even the slightest ray of sunshine, it destroys it. ❞
  • ❝ I’m the lost princess. ❞
  • ❝ I’ve spent my entire life hiding from people who would use me for my power. ❞
  • ❝ But I should have been hiding from you. ❞
  • ❝ Where will you go? He/She won’t be there for you. ❞
  • ❝ That criminal is to be hanged for his crimes. ❞
  • ❝ You want me to be the bad guy? Fine. Now I’m the bad guy. ❞
  • ❝ Let’s see how fast you can run. ❞
  • ❝ We’re going where no one will ever find you again. ❞
  • ❝Our secret will die with him. ❞
  • ❝ I will never stop trying to get away from you. ❞
  • ❝ I can’t let you die. ❞
  • ❝ But if you do this, then you will die. ❞
  • ❝ You were my new dream. ❞
  • ❝ Did I ever tell you I got a thing for brunettes? ❞
  • ❝ After years and years of asking, and asking, and asking, I finally said yes. ❞
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4th of July Gone Wrong Starters

"I'm pretty sure that's how my cousin lost his thumb."
"So, the fireworks might have gone through the window..."
"The store ran out of beer."
"Can you Americans be less obnoxious?"
"I just saw an old man run down the street in a flag speedo."
"Stop shooting those off! My dogs are going ballistic!"
"You're supposed to let go before it fires!"
"Are you sure bootleg fireworks are a good idea?"
"Will you stop singing Hamilton already?!"
"Captain America didn't fly into an iceberg for this."
"I don't want to celebrate a country where Trump is a viable presidential nominee."
"Is it supposed to be smoking like that?"
"Oh shit. The flag's on fire."
"That bootleg firework ate a hole through the roof!"
"Don't point that at your eye!"
"Stop aiming at people!"
"I... think this is a real grenade."
"Everyone at this bar is dressed like a founding father. A sexy founding father."
"I don't think fireworks are legal in this state."
"No, you cannot throw poppers in the toilet!"
"Ha. Look. That last one exploded in the shape of a dick."
"My great-uncle is talking about Nam again. Help."
"Oh good. I was wondering when your family would start talking conspiracy theories."
"I just saw a mosquito fly off with at toddler!"
"Is it legal to drink vodka on Independence Day?"
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bitofthisandthat asked:

"No anon for me please. Tell me what you'd rather; draco style dildo appendages that hum or just cutting the middle man out and using that sleek--robotic kind that basically resembles a futuristic tooth brush case with neon lights? I am of course, 100% serious, Frank."

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❝I have to choose just one?❞

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❝…the first one. The vibration is always a nice aside, but somehow I get the feeling it’s got a delicious t e x t u r e…❞

#sandsofchaos#(❤ NSFW;)#Almost everything I own has neon lights. Growing a bit bored with it.
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