first day of college in media: “Please open up your textbooks to chapter three because I expect you to have already read the first two chapters in preparation for starting this class”
first day of college in reality: “We’re going to spend the next hour slowly and thoroughly going over every page of the syllabus because I strongly suspect at least half of you assholes don’t actually know how to read”
There’s nothing to dislike about this photo 10/10
this kicks the leaning tower of pisa one’s ass
He built a fire just to keep me warm
All the drama queens taking swings
All the jokers dressing up as kings
They fade to nothing when I look at him
my baby’s fit like a daydream
walking with his head down
But I’m the one he’s walking to
so call it what you want
call it what you want to
my baby’s fly😍💯
like a Jetstream
high above the whole scene
loves me like I’m brand new
I want to wear his initial on a chain ‘round my neck
You don’t need to save me… but would you run away with me? YES
I’m pretty sure this is the greatest post ever
How did he build a fire under the sea?
im about to be the grey text
Why is this so fucking relatable flsjdfkjsldjfa
tell them how the crowds went wild
tell them how I hope they shine
Definitely just started crying in the middle of my Student union when I saw this. @taylorswift
tell them how the crowds went wild
tell them how I hope they shine
The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around
I’m weeping
The two people in the front wearing one shirt.
Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?
WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW
WHY IS IT BACK
no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious
Don’t bring this meme back
I WILL ALAWYAS REBLOG THE NORWEGIAN SPECIAL OPS HARLEM SHAKE!
The guy smacking his head against the building
THIS
I saw this on Facebook and immediately a drunk Steve Rogers popped in my mind 😂
@thor-odinson-the-asgard-prince @ask-loki-laufeyson Do we need to talk about how much mead you two are hoarding?
okay, but drunk steve is the either the most fite me of all steves or the saddest….although he could also be the horniest…
No, no, no. What you don’t realize is that this is actually three different Steves.
Sober Steve:
Drunk Steve:
Lil Bitch Hungover Steve:
this is the best thing i’ve ever been involved in.
Rebecca Solnit (via asktheangels)
