the worst thing about college is that classes are either like

or they’re like

that’s it no in between

Wow, what a great plan these characters have created to solve their problems. Too bad there are still 300 pages left in this book

italians invented pizza but the citizens of the US of A perfected it. ruined it. emboldened it. it’s iconic now. i cant tell you how many european tourists beg me to point them to a restaurant that doesn’t serve pizza. they’ve been on the road 10 days and had pizza 12 times. it’s nigh inescapable. a radical specter haunting the wallets and stomachs of the united states. a cheesemaggedon. a saucepocalypse. surrender to the tides of stuffed crust and you may yet survive

i didnot know what prose was until i read this post

italians invented pizza but the citizens of the US of A perfected it. ruined it. emboldened it. it’s iconic now. i cant tell you how many european tourists beg me to point them to a restaurant that doesn’t serve pizza. they’ve been on the road 10 days and had pizza 12 times. it’s nigh inescapable. a radical specter haunting the wallets and stomachs of the united states. a cheesemaggedon. a saucepocalypse. surrender to the tides of stuffed crust and you may yet survive

i didnot know what prose was until i read this post

How Did They Get That Shot?

@saltyrygar

Posters for film, Wonder Woman (2017)

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

I have continually battled with the hypersexualization and exotification that is unfortunately a major part of the Pinay struggle and experience.

Google search: Pinay, Filipina, or Filipino womyn and you will see exactly what I mean, womyn being objectified and seen as a commodity to patriarchal structures.  And I hear it as I walk down my block, the racial slurs couples with the crude and violent come-ons.  It fills me with fire.

I am not someone’s fantasy of an obedient, fragile, sexually submissive, Asian flower, made-to-order bride, nicely packaged and shipped over to fulfill the pleasures of men.  I have battled with this image of myself that has been configured by capitalism, patriarchy, and man; equipped by my family, my community, my people with the weaponry of truths to who I am, by my bloodline of Babaylan, Warriors, Healers, Visionaries, and Teachers who have paved the way of my Journey and raised me into empowerment.

They have reminded me that Pinay have been and continue to be rooted in the center of their communities, Mothers of our country, revered and paid homage to.  I know how powerful I am, I know that I am Goddess by birthright and my light emerges from the eight rays of sun that I carry at my core.

- Jana-Lynne Umipig

This womyn is one of my sheroes.  Kababayan Alumna Class of 2009. <3

Teacher Asked Students A Simple Question. Check Out Their Heartbreaking & Surprising Responses

Third-grade teacher at Doull Elementary School Kyle Schwartz decided to begin a clever and insightful project about her students’ lives. Schwartz asked them to complete a simple sentence “I wish my teacher knew…” The answers were heartbreaking and shocking.

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If you don’t have room on your blog for a gif of macaroni and cheese, you’re running the wrong kind of blog.

are you ready to suffer?

wow i can’t believe kylo is gonna die in ep viii

Star Wars Episode Eight: Mom is Fucking Pissed

I hope instead of a blaster or lightsaber she just brings

Food Network shows are fake because when they drop food into hot oil they don’t run away when the grease starts popping

i have known this guy for literally 1 day i hate this

This is so fcking rude he’s being nice

so my friend’s mom is a baker…

OMG

Shirt Neutrality by Wingfeather (on tees here)

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

cant afford to tae this chance. literally i cant afford to fail these classes and have to take them over again…

I HAVE AN EXAM TODAY

I have a test tomorrow why not right

No like I was getting a D in English and now all of a sudden I am getting Bs and A and it was after I posted this

I have FCE tomorrow, so…Im sorry

I have 5 tests coming up 😂

Exams!!

1-sentence horror story

hundreds of years from now, when humanity has all died out, alien species researching human history and society mistake mabinaldo fanfiction for legitimate historical narratives

the year is 2130 and sinners on tumblr are writing fanfics about pnoy and bnay

NO

this is a sick post and y’all are misinformed

…

dutertano’s where it’s at:

tapos dapat parang “c-cayetano-kun…it’s not like………… i wanted………… to run anyway, kyaaaaaaaaaaa~! putang ina mo desu!!!!!!“

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