Amy Schumer tries to “prank” Kanye West by diving in front of him and pretending to pass out, Kanye reacts by walking away

where is the border between these two photos Kanye looks like he’s walking between parallel worlds

Why was this edited like thismfmfnf

How long does someone have to be dead before it’s considered archeology instead of grave robbing?

as an archaeologist, i find this a veRY AWKWARD QUESTION

answer the question grave robber

sometimes………ships that are canon………….are worse

OH MY GOD

@paxavoidance @ninatastic

because nothing starts ur day off right like darth vader crying heavily over ur naked body

She tries to take back her families business only to find that it’s been taken over by a cult of Evil Cowboys

are you kidding i’d watch the fuck out of this

lol

I’m weeping

FUCK YOU CHAD

All aboard!

i rly hate when flies rub their hands together. what the fuck are you planning you little asshole you have a lifespan of like 3 days

tell it sister

I’m fucking cracking up

Playing with a dowel that fell on the floor lol. He just wandered in after lunch and stayed there. Hung out with us for like 3 hours. Was a very interesting day.

His little people hands!!!

I just realized something horrifying

People with depression score higher on tests of realism. Intelligence is positively correlated with mental illness and suicide. What this indicates is that if the mind understands too much about reality, it wants to destroy itself. Human life is existential horror. 

this is so fake deep like i’m dumb as shit and still wanna die