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Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess

Me when someone enters my room uninvited

Woo Woo keeps walking around the house whispering “I know.” But he won’t tell us what he knows…

this is incredible

“Hey girls, my name’s Alaska…”

“Detox comin’ at you with a slow verse…”

“Yekaterina… Petrovna… Zamolodchikova…” 

“I’m Roxxxy Andrews and I’m here to mak-” 

I LITERALLY just did this exact thing.

this is the future

that was fucking WILD

THEY WENT STRAIGHT TO BUMPER CARS

the new gta looks so good

I JUST FOUND THIS VIDEO ON TWITTER AND IM CRYING

I imagine this is what strangling geese would sound like 😂😂

The screams of the damned

I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy cocktail party.

when will tumblr give us color coded text i wanna talk shit in pink

mobile takes long enough to load I don’t want to wait till the next ice age because y'all are aesthetic shitposting in chartreuse comic sans

She’s getting the tea henny

and she’s gagging