(ha) (ha) (I’m) (falling) (for) (someone) (I) (can’t) (have)
So if we FOIL this out we have
*cracks knuckles*
hahahaI’mhafallinghaforhasomeonehaIhacan’thahavehaI’mhafallinghaforhasomeonehaIhacan’thahaveI’mfallingI’mforI’msomeoneI’mII’mcan’tI’mhavefallingforfallingsomeonefallingIfallingcan’tfallinghaveforsomeoneforIforIforcan’tforhavesomeoneIsomeonecan’tsomeonehaveIcan’tIhavecan’thave
oh my fucking god
That text somehow conveys the exact feeling you get from loving someone you can’t have
a viewing tower for fish made with an old fish tank and a couple of cinder blocks
imloterall laughing so hard
@squirtcobain will this work on u
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September 28 Coordinated Universal Time (UTC) -
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THIS CAT IS UNBELIEVABLE.
Transcription:
Person: Yeah. [pause as cat mouths at Jenga tower] Person: *coaxing voice* C’mon. [another pause as cat deals with Jenga tower] Person: *pleased voice* There you go! Cat: *knocks a Jenga piece loose* Person: *speaks in a happy voice while laughing* Yaaa~aaay! Good job! [Jenga block is placed on top and the person takes their turn] Person: Okay, now, let’s take out… [Cat knocks Jenga block out] Person: *sound of surprise* Jh. *mildly annoyed/stern voice* No, it’s my turn! [pause as Person retakes turn after placing block on top] Person: *takes turn* Okay. Now you pick one. [pause as cat picks a piece loose] Person: *proud and delighted voice* Alright~! You’re gettin’ pretty good at this! [long pause as cat stares, and then knocks top blocks off] Person: *laughs* That’s kind of b*tchy, don’t you think? *continues laughing softly as faint laughter in the background is also heard*
Skyrim wisdom (via malignificente)
got my hormones checked out & i have a high prolactin level but also high levels of dhea-sulfate and androstenedione
Saltwater Tears
#d6f6b4 #a9e899 #44a682 #467d7f #376d6d