poser :’(

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

"Networking is how you get a good job" I am killing myself dawg

cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

a relationship should be 50/50 you talk about your blorbo, I talk about mine. our blorbos are our otp

everyone saying "art doesn't need to be perfect" hasn't taken into account the art monster, the monster that comes and kills you if art doesn't look exactly like it did in your head

Just say the weird thing!!! you will attract a crazy girl who wants to be your best friend.

“both of these people are insane” he’s my father. he made me insane.

Neurospicy was an ancient form of divination which involved slaughtering an animal and examining its brain. (Compare the similar practice of haruspicy, in which the liver/entrails were examined.) A practicioner of neurospicy was known as a neurospex.

Some creative: “I’m gonna critique greedy CEO’s! Just you watch! This is how I view them!”

*Peeks in*

*The most fatphobic caricature you’ve ever seen*

The VLC in VLC media player stands for Vagina Labia Cervix

we need linkedin for people who are doing nothing and going nowhere. actually i think that might already just be tumblr. post cancelled