viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s

that was no animal, that was Claire herself

i wanna post something but it requires a deep understanding of reincarnation for any of you to fully grasp what im trying to communicate

We have an update 

there’s more!

Pieter Hanson’s original tweet 

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donate to Make-A-Wish

If you’re having a bad day, remember that in 16th century Baltic Germans dressed like this:

me dragging my blanket around the whole damn house cuz all of me must be toasty

mosquitoes had the nerve…the audacity…the unmitigated gall…to come into my home…where i pay the bills…and suck the blood out of my veins…veins i’ve had for 22 years…

— Salvatore Quasimodo, tr. by Manolis Aligizakis, from “The Tall Schooner,”

there’s a gay wizard out there turning everyone gay

they don’t know any spells or anything they’re just. they’re so freakin HOT

when your best lad ian makes a joke at your expense

Oh this made me laugh

What sitcom am I living in right now

I want out

son that’s it you’re grounded. i found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. i didn’t raise you to be such a nerd

Male positivity? In my branding? It’s more likely than you think

I love this

Y E S. FINALLY

AXE realized their target demographic are the preteen and teen boys who over-apply their product and decided to do something good for these impressionable youths

today we will eat at deodorant

Please don’t post any Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015) spoilers.

alvin is killed by his son simon

I’m not into pranking people, so I decided I’d show you some animals that look silly instead.

Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)

Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)

Dik diks (SMALL?????????)

Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)

Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)

Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)

Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)

I refuse to believe any of these are real

Tibetan Foxes are also very good:

All of these look like my attempts to draw animals

Then know you drew one, just jot the one you intended. Sometimes the greatest achievements are someone elses greatest mistakes.

i have a big forehead and it’s filled with loving thoughts