Queening out all over this military coup. Deep throating a knife in front of my crustyyy old mentor and he is screaming throwing up in horror and fear. Well, I served. I served for 20 dishonorable years of war. Is the meal to your liking, old man? Is the CUNT?
Sasuke could never have vogued like that.
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I can recite a simple zen koan to any man I choose and he will cum instantaneously. It doesn’t even matter how much sick I’m covered in
Karin thinks she's slick I know she based her whole thing on Connie Marbles. Blue haired exhibitionist cuck in tow and all. Just try it you red headed librarian bitch. I've put you on an island prison in the middle of nowhere before and by god I'll do it again if you keep coming after my crown.
Are you depressed? Are you a Ninja? Do you have organs that you’re not getting much use out of? Are you a furry desperate to achieve that perfect mutant body and just don’t know how? Do you have family members that need to be punished? Step right under that cardboard box held up with a stick and all your dreams are about to come true
BTW, has anyone heard from Kabuto lately. I'm worried about him. I fear he has died in obscurity, desolate, penniless and alone. We would have no way of knowing
They wrote a play about me. They're performing it in Konoha schools and hiring oscar-nominated starlets to play me. I know because I was a consultant. I directed an acting workshop for all the aspirational future lights of our screens to really get to grips with the role, so as not to embarrass me or themselves. My legend will be sung by the bards for years to come. "It's only a school play" Word. Travels.
I've seen Odilon Redon's cock and it looked exactly like you think it would: hairy, on fire, eyeball where it shouldnt be. I've based much of my own bioengineering work on it. It's kind of my rosebud
I bet you guys werent expecting me to bring a chekhov's gun to an occam's knife fight. Is this anything
You probably thought things would be okay once you finally put the bottle down and got the kids back. Well, surprise. Poison swamp
Some people say it’s fucked up that taka (the 2 gingers and the fish) still live with me/babysit my kids and that it proves I’m evil, etc but I disagree I think it’s the opposite. If they’re living with their ex kidnapper voluntarily then you know that ex kidnapper must have been something special and even a really nice, beautiful and trustworthy person. Even his victims are saying so. And, btw, Stockholm is a beautiful city. Anyone would be lucky to live there.
They should invent a sequel to queer eye called queer die where five gay people arrive to ruin your life. Give you ugly clothes, destroy your house, tell horrible lies about you to your family and friends and make you lose your job, etc. Me and my adopted/stolen children would be great for this since it is basically our job already. Or those cunts from Philadelphia could do it.
My tragic downfall into your BED. where your WIFE should be.
He wants to fuck me and he cant stand it
My big natural. Merry Christmas