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DoctorWho And OUAT

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Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.

Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.

Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.

Forth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.

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conversation at work

i work at a halloween haunted house park
Guy who works in a haunted house: The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
Me: Yeah? Why's that?
Guy: If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
Me: uh
Me: i dont get it
Guy: you can see their bras. Its funny.
Me: did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?
Some girl walking past: What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
some other boy: HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
girl: I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
other boy: *SCREAMING*
girl: *SCREAMING*
me: *SCREAMING*
first boy: uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ
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*breaks a glass bottle* who wants to fight *accidentally cuts someone* oh my god are you ok

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fagish

this post is so canadian

i live in texas

you’re definitely Canadian

IM NOT FUCKING CANADIAN

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kisa2012

One of us, one of us. 

WHATS GOING ON

ONE OF US, ONE OF US.

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

IM GOING TO CRY SOMEONE JUST GOT CANADIANIZED

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this is never going to not be funny 

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

Bless you, Chris Pratt

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drowningz

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

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subgirlygirl

No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.

IM FUCKGIN CRYING

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vodieka

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

imagine all 9 seasons of supernatural but rather than the two Winchester brothers you have the three Kardashian sisters

i think i would pay some serious money to have that series made

…I feel like this has some serious potential here.

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