Suit the fuck up

guy who installs an adblocker and forgets about it and lives in a beautiful world where online ads have become much less frequent

lalala world so beautiful advertisements so extinct (opens website on mobile)AAAAAH!!!!!!! OH GOD MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

it’s insane how quickly your life can just. suddenly improve. i used to be so miserable but now i own 5 swords

@cadaverkeys on it boss.

pictured is two rapiers, a fencing foil, a saber, and a rapier thats been shortened down <3

my arm hurts so much.

The five of swords. Heated competition, boastfulness, victory at any cost.

the cashier at barnes & noble just gave me this duck at checkout and they said “i give these to children and people with a certain vibe.”

floored to know something about me aligns with this duck

it would be one thing if it was just the horrors but it's all the little horrorcitos también

before you ship something stop and ask yourself... Is this otp material? Make sure your characters are:

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

I’m sorry!? What?!

Whoa, chupacabra’s a millennial?

this is the ONLY damian wayne design i accept by the way. brown skin, a crooked nose, dark green eyes and thick eyebrows. keep that white-washed monstrosity away from me

Writing is so much fun! You can be like "I should process this" and just go nuh-huh, see, I'm going to make up a guy and have them process it for me. Not me! It's the guy I made!

— on athletes leaving home

1. Hanif Abdurraqib, There’s Always This Year: On Basketball and Ascension | 2. Cleveland Cavaliers fans burn Lebron's jersey | 3. Charles Bukowski, “Something for the touts, the nuns, the grocery clerks and you…” | 4. Chelsea fan shows homemade shirt directed towards Mason Mount after his departure to Manchester Utd | 5. Hanif Abdurraqib, There’s Always This Year: On Basketball and Ascension | 6. Cleveland fan runs onto the court to convince Lebron James to return to Ohio | 7. "Prove them wrong" | 8. Lionel Messi announces his departure from Barcelona | 9. excerpt from Messi's press conference | 10. tweet by Sarah Hagi | 11. James Baldwin, Giovanni's Room | 12. Harry Kane leaves Tottenham | 13. Spurs fans react to Harry Kane's departure | 14. Liverpool fans burn Fernando Torres's shirt when he leaves the club for Chelsea, 2011 | 15. Hanif Abdurraqib, There's Always This Year: On Basketball and Ascension

#Louder for the people in the back

The Beast that Bothers

[video description: an animation of a cat bothering a person who’s asleep in bed. The cat runs around, jumps on top of them, lies on their head, jumps at the walls, and does various other things in time with the music. The person doesn’t react until the cat starts bapping them on the head, when they look at the cat and then go back to sleep. End description]

[additional description: the song is the Benny Hill theme. /end description]

Anyone else who dislikes dragonriding in WoW and doesn't use it much even after it became accessible beyond the Dragon Isles?

It's cool and all but the fact that I can't idle mid-air or right click to auto-fly is just a hassle so I avoid it and sit on my slow geriatric mounts

I only really use it when I want to get somewhere fast and I’m also really, really bad at it. The only reason I have any of the dragon racing transmogs is because I cried and swore my way through each race.

Yesssssss!!! And they’re horrible for farming

Garden of Hope - James Gurney (detail)

oh my god, but what is this painting without the dinosaur?

why would you crop the dinosaur

i stopped the dental technician while he was applying fluoride to ask what the fuck the flavour was supposed to be. And he was like oh I was wondering that too. It says it's walterberry.

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY as ELIZABETH BENNET in PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005), dir. Joe Wright