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fuck you think i ate for breakfast boy

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briana and madison
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hotbisexual

okay but NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT MY BOY CALUM IN GIRLS TALK BOYS. DID YOU HEAR THE BASS. DID YOU HEAR IT CRUSHING MY SOUL. DID YOU HEAR ME DESCENDING INTO HELL

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kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
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art - jack gilinsky

"When I squint you look like a lizard." Jack said, wiping the drool off his chin, continuing the strokes of his brush against the canvas you were saving for your art entry but Gilinsky had ruined before you got the chance to save it.

"FUCK, dude." You said. Johnson had dropped Gilinsky off at midnight and he came in your room without a shirt and glitter all over him. He was already tipsy and fun so it made your day a little brighter since you had barely seen him all week save a few times around Walmart or something.

Usually, when Jack drank, he'd become ruder and louder but he was so unusually mellow it was starting to freak you out.

You were reading and hydrating until he decided he wanted to paint you and he made you pose and put on red lipstick.

"I'm almost done." He said, yet like fifteen minutes later you had dozed off and he was calling your name to get you to wake up again. "Can you sit up a little? I really want to capture those chins." He said.

You sat up, rubbing your eyes. "You should sleep, Jack." You yawned, rubbing your hands over your face tiredly.

"Nooo, I swear I'm almost done." He said. You could see the tiredness in his eyes and you knew he'd wake up in the afternoon tomorrow.

"Dude, I swear I love your skin and the shape of your body." He said, licking his lips. "I wouldn't care if you had hair or not, you're just an amazing person. You’re already art."

You squinted. You couldn't tell if you were dreaming or not but Jack was rolling to you and he kissed you on the mouth, his hands on either side of your face. His mouth was experienced and the both of yours together made so much sense, s combination of colors and it made your heart flutter.

"I got some paint in your hair." He cooed as he pulled away, showing you the green paint from his finger.

"Did you mean that?" You asked because.he was sleep deprived and maybe still buzzed.

"Of course!" He hugged you close in his arms, a wide smile on his lips, matching the shell of your ear as he said,  "I love youuu." He yawned directly in your ear and fell unconscious in your arms.

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just one quick little imagine for you, lovely,  no matter what color, size, or shape you are ,, you are beautiful please know that.

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(To the tune of Our House) corn dog. In the middle there’s some meat

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quiffedluke

best friend calum’s the type to pick you up at 3 am when you’re drunk at a random party because you called him and told him you want to go home. and he’d try to be very stern and sit in the driver’s seat with his arms crossed because you were irresponsible and drank when you knew that you had to drive, but the second he sees you stumbling out with your heels in your hand biting back a smile because you know you’re in trouble, he can’t help but smile himself. and he’d get out of the car and sweep you up into his arms and help you into the seat, not even a little annoyed that he’ll have to drive you back to pick up your car in the morning, because when you lay your head against the window so your hair gets a little ruffled against the glass you’ve got to be the cutest thing he’s ever seen

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