BBQ

blease be quiet

Isco’s late winner vs Sporting (assist: Marcelo) | April 15, 2017 “His goals handed us the three points, particularly his second. He could have got a third following an excellent piece of play. I’m delighted for him. He’s got the character to go out and do what he did today. He’s a great player and he’s proving that. When a player gets two goals and makes the difference you might say that it’s his best performance, but I think that he has already put in many good displays. This is just the latest in a number of very good performances. […] I’m happy with Isco’s display. Real Madrid is the place for him, as I’ve always said. He’s proved that he’s a great player. He’s a player that I really like.” — Zidane, post-match

It’s not just men who think they are entitled to sex or a woman’s body. 

Consent is needed every time, no matter what the relationship is

shes terrifying, 

What the actual fuck?

Wow she’s scary.

You’re no feminist if this doesn’t bother you, that you don’t see the rape vibes here. Women can and do rape men. They use force, they use words, they can manipulate- just like men do. And it is just as wrong.

No means no, friends. Gender does not matter. No. Means. No.

Deal with this more often than folks think. It’s annoying. Some girls really think they are gifts to men and we bend at their will.

This is horrendous. Why is she so damn pressed anyway? Go find someone who’s willing tf

This is so gross

This really hurt my heart. If you have friends that act like this please correct them.

Rejection hurts and women are definitely not used to rejection when it comes to sex. There’s this stereotype that a dude will take whatever you throw at him. I’m glad he didn’t sleep with her because she seems FATAL

This chick is scary. I get the wasted prep (shaving and all that takes way more effort than dudes think is does) and feeling rejected, but HOLY FUCK DUDE! the lashing out and belittling is extreme. This dude should RUN from this chick. Like, lightning speed run.

i feel bad for all the guys this happens to

it's

bitch

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

Shoutout to everyone that had a dream career or ideal life but were roadblocked by math. 

Math came into my home, whooped my ass and stole my bike.

She wears short skirts I’m clad only in bubble wrap She’s cheer captain and I’m performing my famous lawn chair handcuff dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred

Erik before the match against Frankfurt 

tbh America is passing bullshits laws just to be passing bullshit laws at this point

did I ever mention that I know someone whose family owned a zombie dog because that’s some real shit that I get to delight with at parties

Tell us that story?

okay here is the story of the zombie dog

this dog’s name was John. they found him half drowned in a bag of puppies that were not so fortunate as he was, and was taken in immediately. he was a runt and not quite right (most likely from the whole half drowned thing), but a very loving dog. the problem with John was that he smelled like death, and no one knew why. vets couldn’t figure it out. it was obviously some kind of skin problem, but they had no idea what kind. all anyone knew was that if you touched him, you would smell like death too, so you couldn’t pet him, and that for some reason, the only thing that made the smell go away was being around other dogs. so they got another dog and the death smell stopped and John lived a very happy life

when he was getting old, maybe about 15 years, part of his skull caved in. just like that! suddenly had a huge dent in his head! and he was totally fine. didn’t notice it, didn’t affect him at all. just this massive dent right there in his head where his skull had collapsed in on his brain, and he was still the happiest and most loving dog. the skull cave in, for whatever reason, caused the ear on that side of his head to just fall off entirely, but again, perfectly happy dog who did not know he was down an ear and a fully formed skull. they took him to the vet, thinking maybe they should put him down. I mean, wouldn’t you think so? but the vet said that the dog was eating, and pooping, and happy, so there was no reason to put him down, so they didn’t

but that’s not even the weird part. the weird part is the area of the brain that got caved in on was apparently the area that registers pain, so this one-eared, collapsed skull dog could no longer feel any pain. he got old, his joints got stiff, his teeth rotted out of his head, his tongue hung out of his mouth and got black and hard, and he felt none of it! in fact, he was happier than he’d ever been feeling no pain, and the fact that he didn’t feel how much he was falling apart somehow made him live until he was 23. that’s right, the collapsed skull, one eared, zero teeth, smells like literal death when alone dog lived to be 23 years old. they used to joke that he’d been dead for years, but was too stupid to realize it yet

and that’s the story about the literal zombie dog my friend’s family owned

I'n simultaneously delighted, alarmed, a little horrified and impressed all at once.

Marchesa Fall/Winter 2016 (Details)

Damaris Goddrie in “In high tide or low tide, I’ll be by your side” for Elle UK, April 2017

Photographed by Gilles Bensimon

I feel horrible in case you were wondering