he came for his entire life holy shit
Current President of the Electoral College of the United States 😂😂😂
Maximum shade.
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he came for his entire life holy shit
Current President of the Electoral College of the United States 😂😂😂
Maximum shade.
“Think before you strike! If you kill me, you’ll become the assassin we claimed you were! You will become one of us!”
ME1 side quests more like “hey Shepard I know you’re busy but apparently humanity’s entire military force is incompetent so we need you, specifically, to take care of this”
Joker: Message coming in.
Shepard:
we’re being faced with a serious issue.
there is only 1 sarcasm left
now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.
yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that
Mass Effect au where everything is the same except the hanar refer to themselves as “this bitch”
Feel free to add more.
Adding more…
And more…
honestly
Mass Effect: Andromeda AU where everything is the same except Suvi writes her emails like Scottish people talk on Twitter
…maybe the real traitor was the friends we made along the way
All the rumors about a new Dragon Age got me replaying Inquisition again.
O God, let me write with the authority and the panache of a self-assured male fantasy novelist with a very specific fetish
Vodka aunt vs Wine mom
- Brooklyn 99 4x16
where is the lie
My kink is sniping targets in Mass Effect and my squad mates telling me how great I am