Old Dog, New Tricks

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Milo St. Claire 56 Retired Homicide Detective Hitman WARNING: Triggering (blood and violence, mostly) and slow as fuck muse. He's very difficult and sometimes vanishes for weeks at a time. [Independent Fandomless OC May be NSFW. Tagged. Please read the...
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REBLOG IF YOU ARE OKAY WITH JUMPING AROUND IN THREADS/PLOTS. sometimes it can take ages to get from point a to point b and half the fun is the journey. but sometimes it fun to explore different aspects of a plot. flashfowards, flashbacks, parts of the plot you have discussed but haven’t reached yet. It’s so fun to explore every part of a plot and have multiple threads in different places in a plot. Or sometimes different memes you sent/receive may not fit the point in the plot you are at right now, but fit a flashback or flashfoward. So reblog if you are okay with having different threads in different points in the plot.
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Reblog if I can come into your ask box when my muse gets bored

if we’ve never interacted before, i implore you to do this. random encounter, wrong text, anything. 

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harleenqzel

Apartment plots 2.0

I just moved in next door and…

  • I just moved in next door and it turns out my neighbor is my old high school boyfriend who got me pregnant and yikes I forgot to tell him about that..
  • Similarly; I just moved in next door and it turns out my neighbor is my old high school sweetheart, and she has a baby with her…that couldn’t be mine, right?
  • I just moved in next door and I know it’s 4 in the morning but you’re my neighbor and I really need help moving my boxes in. 
  • I just moved in next door, and the real estate agent told me this was a really quiet apartment complex but you’re so loud, and now i’m banging on your door to shut you up, but wow you’re really cute..
  • I just moved in next door and I swear I was heterosexual before this but now i’m not so sure?
  • I just moved in next door and I think you’re cute, but I have no idea how to flirt with you so I knock on your door a lot but then I bail before you answer so you probably just think there’s someone who won’t stop playing ding-dong-ditch
  • I just moved in next door and I always hear you fighting with your s/o and at first I was annoyed at the yelling, but now i’m concerned for you
  • I just moved in next door and you wanted to invite me to the apartment complex with cookies, but they honestly taste like shit but you’re standing there watching me eat them all so now I have to act like they’re great..even though I want to vomit.

You just moved in next door and…

  • You just moved in next door and it’s clear don’t know ‘how to adult’ at all, and i honestly don’t know if i want to laugh or help you
  • You just moved in next door and you’re clearly new to the country but I’m totally happy to take you under my wing and show you all the cool stuff in the area
  • You just moved in next door and in the first few hours set your apartment on fire making grilled cheese and I should be mad but really I’m kind of intrigued at how you fucked up so bad
  • You just moved in next door so I don’t know you all that well but your drunk and crying on the floor outside your door because you can’t unlock it so is there anything I can do?? 
  • You just moved in next door and you’re constantly inviting parties and it honestly hurts my feelings that you won’t invite me to them but you’ll invite everyone else on the floor, so?? What’s that about??
  • You just moved in next door and it’s obvious you grew up rich so why are you even here?? Oh your family kicked you out– now I suddenly regret judging you. 
  • You just moved in next door and I can hear you getting frustrated with building your new ikea furniture, and now you can hear me laughing and you’re calling me out on it.

We moved in together and…

  • We were best friends when we moved in together but living with you has made me realize I don’t want a platonic relationship with you anymore?
  • We moved in together and we’ve always had a pretty toxic relationship but now i’m cheating on you with your best friend who’s always over and that can’t help..
  • We moved in together and I thought it would be perfect but it’s actually not and I have no idea how we’re going to work this out
  • I put an ad out for a roommate because I couldn’t afford rent, and you seemed so nice at first but you’re honestly not?? But I still want to fuck you is that weird?
  • We moved in together and this is just as great as I thought it would be. (That’s it, that’s the plot)
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💗 send if you’re open to the possibility of a romantic ship eventually happening between our muses.   (if there is chemistry)  

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harleenqzel

Apartment plots 2.0

I just moved in next door and…

  • I just moved in next door and it turns out my neighbor is my old high school boyfriend who got me pregnant and yikes I forgot to tell him about that..
  • Similarly; I just moved in next door and it turns out my neighbor is my old high school sweetheart, and she has a baby with her…that couldn’t be mine, right?
  • I just moved in next door and I know it’s 4 in the morning but you’re my neighbor and I really need help moving my boxes in. 
  • I just moved in next door, and the real estate agent told me this was a really quiet apartment complex but you’re so loud, and now i’m banging on your door to shut you up, but wow you’re really cute..
  • I just moved in next door and I swear I was heterosexual before this but now i’m not so sure?
  • I just moved in next door and I think you’re cute, but I have no idea how to flirt with you so I knock on your door a lot but then I bail before you answer so you probably just think there’s someone who won’t stop playing ding-dong-ditch
  • I just moved in next door and I always hear you fighting with your s/o and at first I was annoyed at the yelling, but now i’m concerned for you
  • I just moved in next door and you wanted to invite me to the apartment complex with cookies, but they honestly taste like shit but you’re standing there watching me eat them all so now I have to act like they’re great..even though I want to vomit.

You just moved in next door and…

  • You just moved in next door and it’s clear don’t know ‘how to adult’ at all, and i honestly don’t know if i want to laugh or help you
  • You just moved in next door and you’re clearly new to the country but I’m totally happy to take you under my wing and show you all the cool stuff in the area
  • You just moved in next door and in the first few hours set your apartment on fire making grilled cheese and I should be mad but really I’m kind of intrigued at how you fucked up so bad
  • You just moved in next door so I don’t know you all that well but your drunk and crying on the floor outside your door because you can’t unlock it so is there anything I can do?? 
  • You just moved in next door and you’re constantly inviting parties and it honestly hurts my feelings that you won’t invite me to them but you’ll invite everyone else on the floor, so?? What’s that about??
  • You just moved in next door and it’s obvious you grew up rich so why are you even here?? Oh your family kicked you out– now I suddenly regret judging you. 
  • You just moved in next door and I can hear you getting frustrated with building your new ikea furniture, and now you can hear me laughing and you’re calling me out on it.

We moved in together and…

  • We were best friends when we moved in together but living with you has made me realize I don’t want a platonic relationship with you anymore?
  • We moved in together and we’ve always had a pretty toxic relationship but now i’m cheating on you with your best friend who’s always over and that can’t help..
  • We moved in together and I thought it would be perfect but it’s actually not and I have no idea how we’re going to work this out
  • I put an ad out for a roommate because I couldn’t afford rent, and you seemed so nice at first but you’re honestly not?? But I still want to fuck you is that weird?
  • We moved in together and this is just as great as I thought it would be. (That’s it, that’s the plot)
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Plotting Call

Who wants to plot something with Captain Grumpy over here?

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tell me why don’t we write together

  • ✧: i don’t have ideas so i can’t approach you yet
  • ☼: i have ideas but i’m not sure if you will like them
  • ●: i don’t have high-quality graphics/themes 
  • ✭: my writing might be lacking
  • ❀: i’m shy to approach you
  • ☽: i don’t know how our muses can interact
  • ➤: you seem to be busy for new interactions
  • ϟ: you write with another person with the same muse and I’m hesitant 
  • ✎: any other reason; write it down
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Milo is very much a dog person. Cats are ok, he'll tolerate them, but he prefers dogs though he won't own one.

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anniemakes

meet and greet meme;;

📋what do they do for a living? do they like it? do they feel respected?

🏡 describe your character’s home. where do they live?

🛌 how do they sleep?

✋ are their hands dirty? pristine? what do their fingernails look like?

🔪 which of the seven deadly sins best fits your character?

👩‍🎤how do they feel about their body?

⚡️ what do they do when they’re nervous?

📏 what’s their posture like?

🗣 what’s something your character says a lot?

🎁what do they want most? what are they willing to sacrifice to get it?

💌 how do they show affection?

🕰what are they holding onto from the past? can they let it go?

🎀 what is their most beloved belonging?

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This has been on my mind for long but I’m gonna do this - please reblog this if you’re comfortable with pre-establishing relationships. I do not mean “met at the grocery store two weeks ago” or “have a common friend”, but rather stuff like “have been best friends since kindergrden”, “go for a beer every friday”, “friends with benefits”, “dated in highschool”, “hate each other’s guts because -insert reason-”  etc. Something meaningful (but not necessarily shippy) and I mean with muns/characters you have not interacted with, because I cannot believe I am the only one who prefers jumping right into the heart of the human interaction.

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