A lil massage for my lil predator

VERY NICE

Dog Ruins Every Frame of Google Street View by Chasing the Camera (x)

This Song Contest is about LOVE and FRIENDSHIP… until voting time.

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Eurovision 2019

Eurovision 2016: Justin Timberlake what Europe still remembers: LOVE LOVE PEACE PEACE

Eurovision 2019: Madonna what everyone wants to see: Mans, Eleni, Conchita, Verka

me trying to understand why is north macedonia getting all the points

eurovision viewers: this is so unfair, countries just voting for their neighbours ugh what is this shit

also eurovision viewers: what the fUCK, WE’RE YOUR COUSINS, YOUR NEXT DOOR BUDDIES, BROTHERS IN ARMS, THE 1 TO YOUR 2, AND YOU DON’T GIVE US THE 12 POINTS LIKE HOW DARE YOU THIS IS PRACTICALLY A WAR DECLARATION

the yearly reminder from france that the eiffel tower is, in fact, french

WE WERE ROBBED, FRANCE WAS FUCKING ROBBED

Justice4Bilal

Bilal deserved far more !!

you never realise how american TM americans are until you put them in a room full of europeans. 

I didn’t realize ;-;

Okay I reblogged this before BUT the visual contrast between the first scene and the second one is fantastic. The first sets Peter’s vibrantly multicolored suit up against the black & white colors of the reactor; the second does the same thing, but switches the palettes. Now the background is in reds and blues and Miles’ suit is the black and white. And he still catches the eye in a screen full of moving parts. THIS MOVIE, GUYS.

jury really robbed Norway of their win huh

I couldn’t remember two songs fein the competition which were the Netherlands‘ and north Macedonia’s songs 😂😂

Welcome home, Australia :D

Graham Norton’s Sassy Commentary Eurovision 2019 Part 2

About Green Room

“Oh look, it’s presenters, contestants, and an ironing board”

“Thus ends our visit to the green room now they can get on with ironing costumes”

*Commentator makes joke*

“Ah, low bar humour…  It’s quite a low bar”

About Iceland

“It’s quite shouty.  I’d pop granny in the hall, put a blanket over the budgie cage.”

“Iceland.  Well.  They do have very long winters, you might be angry too.”

About Belarus

“she’s just sixteen years old, it’s nice to get things over with early.  Get on with the rest of your life.”

“… well she could wear the boots again.”

About Azerbaijan 

“well just when you thought this might never end, song 20 of 26″

About France

“he’s included a ballet dancer without a typical dancer’s body and a deaf dancer… the only thing that lets this down is the song itself.”

About Serbia  

(about their postcard) “I don’t know who she annoyed to be dancing in a ditch in a cherry orchard… and a nice addition of a wind farm to really set it off.”

“Don’t be too mortified for her, she hasn’t caught her dress in her knickers - it’s FASHION”

About Australia

“if windscreen wipers could sing”

About Spain

“Spain have thrown everything including the kitchen sink at this, they’ve built him a house”

all we deserved