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Her Name Is Kim.

@xypez / xypez.tumblr.com

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SPOONING

Little Spoon:

  • feeling safe and secured
  • it feels so warm mmmm
  • straight to sleep bc comfy

Big Spoon:

  • face full of hair
  • one dead arm 
  • awkward boner
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bostnmnr

tigers jaw // never saw it coming

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I love when small children identify all quadripedal animals as “doggy!”

It always reminds me of the time Plato offered the definition of a human as any “featherless biped” and Diogenes busted into the Academy with a plucked chicken screaming, “BEHOLD A MAN!”

Ancient greeks, the original shitposters

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