Watch: This little girl shares a special bond with Obama and is devastated to learn he’s leaving office.

@whitehouse please respond

OK @whitehouse we see you

Watch: Kameria got to meet the President!

im not crying

OH NOOOOOO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

@octoberlings

this is what I’m here for

friendly reminder that the whole “when you’re arrested you have one phone call” thing isn’t real it’s a thing that tv crime dramas made up

you have a constitutional right to an attorney and you can have as many phone calls, smoke signals, carrier pigeons, etc, as it takes to contact your attorney.

contacting anyone else (a partner, a parent, a babysitter, whatever) isn’t actually a right that can be denied to you, 

but it might be more trouble than it’s worth to ask cops for a phone for these purposes, 

so when your attorney shows up, you can use their phone to make those calls. there’s nothing that legally prevents you from doing so

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Uhhhh I was denied making a single phone call let alone one. 😔

Kaitlin Olson on Danny Devito (x)

IT’S BACK! I LOVE THIS VIDEO SO MUCH

i trust them all

A baby otter at the Monterey Bay Aquarium, California.

imagine if ur parents had to name u by the combination of their two names together

Oh yeah then they might have had to name me something silly sounding like “Alasan”– WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

My name would be Randy. And honestly, I think my parents missed a perfect opportunity here. 

I could have been Lesbert or Robley I think I’m good. Even if my mom did ironically name me something that means pure/innocent. Probably why she never called me by my given name a day in my life.

fUCKING TARZANNE

THEORINE FUCK ING

Thierranne or Annery? cool omg Oo

They literally could just name me one of their names, since both have names ending in “-ndy”.

my mom’s name is mary and my dad’s name is harry

i literally can’t lose

Hi nice to meet you I'm maubert.

i know when that hotline bling

that can only mean one thing

My go to dance moves are a gif. Thank you tim and Eric and everyone who made this possible.