LOL Who didn’t tho? 👀
hey hey if anyone is still playing pokemon go feel free to add me as a friend! just lmk who you are. 1867 4641 3898
every episode of queer eye
bobby: your house is blue and grey now antoni: do you like dip tan: patterned shirt, french tuck jonathan: literally just wash your face karamo: FACE YOUR DEMONS
lesbians wear stuff your dad would wear but in a really hip way. that’s our contribution to popular culture.
Broke: Judeo-Christian
Woke: Judeo-Islamic
every time i see this post i think abt the time when i listened to a bunch of muslim and jewish students spent their entire 10 minute break arguing abt whether god actually cares you eat gummy bears (made with gelatin derived from pork) or not, standing by the vending machine and eating gummy bears the whole time
Made these in honor of pride month!
Edit: Added even more flags here —–> [2nd Post]
everytime you text me my heart goes ’!!!’ and my brain wishes you were here with me
this is so accurate im crying
Y’all John Mulaney didn’t die in Infinity War J.J. Bittenbinder taught him better than that
john mulaney when thanos arrives: you want this stone? go get it!
STREET SMARTS
It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-
Hermione ghost wrote this
End of the semester moodboard
Same