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@lisabounce

Sometimes I write things. Sometimes I draw stuff. Sometimes I just post pictures of cats.
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betrayal cookies

I bought these keto cookies with the intention of having Car Snacks for after sport and they are Bad, actually.

(I also got them from Costco so they're not only bad, there's so many of them.)They're sweetened with erythritol and xylitol.

Erythritol "may" cause diarrhoea, bloating and gas. So does xylitol. They also have chickory root fibre, which yeah. Also does. The eryithritol provides an unpleasantly cold mouthfeel.

There's probably some rule that you're only supposed to eat one, because keto people are ridiculous.

But they're TINY, so one doesn't actually fill you up (I guess you just accept that you've had "enough" calories and stay hungry if you're keto?)

(I had three. I didn't go nuts.)

So anyway, eating these leaves you hungry, bloated and shitting your guts out and you can't even taste the macadamia.Also, may poison your dog. 0/10, do not recommend.

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eyetosky

THROW OFF THE JANGLY YOKE OF OPPRESSION

“WE ARE THE FUTURE RUDOLPH, NOT THEM”

M: “What’s your name?”

R: “Rudolph.”

M: “What’s your real name, Rudolph?”

R: “… Red-Nose.”

M: “Quite a talent you have there, Red-Nose.”

The only holiday post worth the season

me, watching rudolph and scrolling through tumblr: …

the algorithm standing behind me: send in the rudolph posts

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Guys, Elon released his stupid AI on Twitter and the first thing his idiot devotees did was ask it if trans women are really women and they are losing it over getting the correct answer back.

Now it’s recounting Elon’s lies for people too

This may be the only AI bot I’ve ever liked.

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About a decade ago, my 65 year old conservative father binge watched a tv show on netflix and he became absolutely obsessed with it–to the point my mom and I were sick of hearing about it–so he decided to go on the internet to find other people who loved this show as much as he did and boy oh boy, he was not prepared to see what happened when you googled the phrase "Supernatural fan communities."

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ferndaphnia

And you are? Oh, no one, I mean, technically, Muriel, 37th order scrivener but, you know, no one.

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