Milk Jagger

delete this

shut the fuck up

had to

Oh… It did it to him

cat: myeow

everyone in the room with the same tone and inflection: myeow

He wanted me, obviously. Messaging me, like, every day.

You ever eat something you should NOT have and immediately beg for God’s forgiveness?

This post screams lactose intolerance

honestly adding a dog pic to a post about eating things you shouldn’t have is incredibly fitting

This

they wont because those women being powerful enough to do that is their “feminism”

White women really need to start coming for other white women.  43% Real talk, the 52% can catch these hands.  When you’re black and you fuck up, we come for you.  White women need to do the same shit.  Get the fuck in some type of formation I don’t care who’s off beat.  Get to work.

[UHQ] Darren Criss attends the Todd Snyder February 2018 fashion show during New York Fashion Week: Mens’ at Pier 59 Studios on February 5, 2018 in New York City. (Photo by Paul Bruinooge/Patrick McMullan via Getty Images)

@nick-avallone she’s french

See also: Scar

Scar’s actual name is Taka which literally means trash, tbh the mean nickname was actually a step up from being named Stinky Garbage Boy.

Imagine naming one kid “king“ and the other kid “garbage“. No wonder he became a villain.

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

i’m screaming @ this finesse…. yes girl get that republican coin…….

A baby and an adult compared as if they were the same size.  Using Modern Science. 1951. 

And when the world needed her most, iCarly vanished

Uhhhh… Not sure if the original poster knows how small a violin is- let me break it down for you. It’s too small to live in. Violins are musical instruments that are to be played by people and they are small enough to carry on your shoulder, so no, you can’t live inside of one. It’s a shame I even have to explain this, people these days aren’t involved with the arts and rather listen to rap music.

^ TRUE….