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lifeis4chumps
no why
help her
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my cat, walking on me for cuddles, putting all her weight in one tiny paw: big steppy !!
me as she pressure points my throat:
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Renaissance hairstyles by the Bayerische Theaterakademie, Munich
1. by Trille Hvidfeldt 2, 5-7. by Florian Zeughan 3. by Anna Kerth 4. by Christina Wagner 8-9. by Julia Kindsmuller 10. by Melanie Glanzmann
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i hate that the common trope with vampire romance is an old ass immortal man falling for a teenager, like find yourself a milf like the rest of us bro
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being an adult and buying your own shit is so weird i don't understand why anything is priced the way it is. why did my tattoo cost 8 toothpastes? why does a pair of socks cost a sandwich but a fancy dinner costs a whole jacket? why is book the same cost as 2 bag frozen vegetables? nothing makes sense i just wanna steal.
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we need to stop doing litterary analysis....... like maybe kafka just litteraly turned into an insect who are we to tell him that he didnt
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imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics
Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:
“I know this is horrible,” del Toro continues. “You sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didn’t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didn’t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, “Mountain of the Four,” on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, ‘Let’s go to the highway.’ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, ‘Honk and flash the lights.’ And we started honking.”
The UFO, says del Toro, “Went from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second — and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichéd, with lights [blinking]. It’s so sad: I wish I could reveal they’re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.”
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey
the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING
“there is intelligent life out there but it’s really fuckin tacky”
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Saw a commercial that said “without the letters A B and O there’d be no you”
It was about blood types
As someone versed in fanfic tagging, that’s not the first thing I thought of
This needs to go with the deli sign that asked, “how do you top your sub?”.
This is now officially a thread for things that make fanficcers stop and blink
Please add more
i don’t want to reblog this but i genuinely want to read more examples so
kingdomheartstrash
May I present:
This monstrosity
Every time I see the title of this TV show on the program guide I do a double-take
My humble contributions
My Twinkies Halloween edition
lordweaselton
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I’ve had this saved on my phone for like a year and I just …
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secretladyspider
Don’t come at me about the Bible and homosexuality if you’re using it to justify your homophobia. I will demolish you.
itszombiebear
Also, for some cultures including early Christianity, sodomite could very well have ment someone gravely inhospitable, as the sin of Sodom was inhospitality and not anal sex.
secretladyspider
I wanted to talk about that too but I was running out of tweets I could put on a singular thread 😅 thank you so much for this addition!
kue-the-way-for-the-panicked-gay
I’m reblogging this partially because it’s frickin awesome, and partially for future reference, cus yeah the evangelical community is really scary to be in as part of the LGBTQA community
Whoa this is one of the BEST things I’ve ever seen!! And I learned a lot from it which I can tell my LGBTQ+ friends so that they can also destroy someone with this knowledge! Thank you so much for making a stand!
This was some hella good stuff here. I knew there was corruption with Bible verses and such but wow this was supremely informative!
I’ve reblogged this before, but I always feel like someone might need to see this.
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Margaret Atwood for The Times, September 2019 edition
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It’s cleaning time again only instead of using just the faucet I decided to try the shower head instead. I left him like this for 20 mins while I cleaned out and scrubbed his cage.
thebuttkingpost
I feel like Africa is playing in his head
Decadence
Decadence
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Taking a tumble down your tumblr dash (sound on)
thecutestcatever
Poor baby!!! Someone save them!!
cyanophobia1
t-the noise- Icantbreath
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nivrir
The pose
The presence
The POWER
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What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do
What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting