When men say, “I only fuck girls with tight pussies.”
Do you know what a tight pussy is?
An un-aroused pussy.
Your sex game weak.
Bye.
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When men say, “I only fuck girls with tight pussies.”
Do you know what a tight pussy is?
An un-aroused pussy.
Your sex game weak.
Bye.
do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely
do i like you or do i like that you like me
do I like you or do I like the idea of you
do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one
I truly love this campaign. Spotted near my home on Fulton Street in Brooklyn, NY.
date a girl who always tries to sing both parts of duets
i’m 1 minute and 30 seconds in
a’ight so this main character is supposed to be a male bee but he uses a pencil sharpener to sharpen his stinger but male bees don’t have stingers?
he got a mom and dad but the queen supposed to be the only one procreating so what is the truth?
a'ight so this a whole society of bees that feel obligated to walk and drive instead of fly
he just became disillusioned with the capitalist system it’s bout to be some shit
you’d figure this movie would have more woman characters considering as how female bees are the ones who do all the work but ok
i know too much about bees to watch this movie
the only girls that look cute with short hair:
the only girls that look cute with long hair:
The only girls that look cute:
Glad we settled this
If you are a black driver in USA, you should immediately install a dash cam facing the interior of your car.
I’m about to do that
This is one that has a built in mic and films both inside and outside the car with a rotating lens with night vision and saves footage on an SD card.
It’s fairly low profile too (fits over your rear-view mirror) so even if a cop tries to take your phone, they may not notice it. If the shit goes down with iPhone blocking people taking video, it wouldn’t affect this.
It’s good for car insurance claims as well.
yeah. Definitely doing this
I went to the farmer’s market yesterday and at the honey guy’s booth and there were all these bees just hangin out. Checking out the beeswax tabs, floating around the honey jars, not being aggressive, just really gentle and investigating or something
and as he was giving me a sample of the wildflower honey one of them landed on his hand and he just took a drop from the jar and dabbed it on his hand for the bee, and when I asked if they were his bees he said “No, but they show up every time I come out, I think they just know my truck” and this guy is well-known among the local bees and lets them sit on his hand and eat his honey and I just really like the bee guy
What more of an endorsement could you hope for
This goes for men who have periods too…
Who plans to shoot cops and walks around with a rifle in broad daylight??
They’re planting the seed.
Witnesses have already confirmed the police shot those cops but of course they can’t let that fly. They’re always going to protect their own, even against their own.
THIS ISNT THE SHOOTER
I’m in Dallas and I was at the protest. The man in the picture was s brother of a protester and surrendered his firearm to law officials before the shooting started.
PLEASE SPREAD THAT THIS IS NOT THE SHOOTER
^^^^^^^^^^
Yeah dude and it’s open carry here so he isn’t doing anything illegal.
his brother posted the following earlier:
he was interviewed by police and released. as soon as he heard his photo was being spread around as a person of interest, he flagged down a cop and that’s when he gave them his weapon. while being interviewed, they told him they had video and witnesses of him shooting the gun he had on him. they release him. he had done nothing.
the local news interviewed him after being released.
They could have gotten this man killed over NOTHING!!!
A la volonte du peuple
Gryffindor & Hufflepuff -sweet summer child -close, intimate, heartbreak mending hugs -giggles “that’s what she said” -likelihood you’ll fall in love with them +9999999% -probably still owns a stuffed toy
Ravenclaw & Slytherin -already wrote an encyclopedia on all the ways they’re better than you -judging you not-so-silently -“my words are both poison and exilir. tempt me, if you dare.” -intimidating at first bUT THEYRE ACTUAL CINNAMON ROLLS -“aw you didn’t have to do that!-…what do you want?” -too many trust issues, someone just HUG THEM
Gryffindor & Ravenclaw -already stalked you on all your social media accounts -board games. video games. gaaames. -always has a mess. somehow knows where everything is. -BUSY. friends, hobbies, school/work, internet til 2am, busy. -PUNS
Slytherin & Hufflepuff -knows who they will search for first during the apocalypse -“i trust you with my life. don’t let me down” -literally gives the best first impressions -it’s actually a little scary how much they could be hiding -work, work, work, workwork
Hufflepuff & Ravenclaw -“god you’re so fucking weird and i love it” -that friend who never yells at anyone until they do and everyone is terrified -my otp is better than yours -“rules were not made to be broken unless i say so” -happier when all is peaceful and quiet
Gryffindor & Slytherin -“NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN YOU CALM DOWN” -that friend that shares all the hot selfies they find. (bless them) -has never made a good decision after 2am -*loses something* *blames it on you* *finds it 2min later with their stuff* -selfie game too strong
As a Ravenpuff with Slytherclaw friends I feel this
this is going on my door
One day I was in class and I didnt know I was going to have my period so I was wearing white skinny jeans (i have a big red mark on my but ) and my teacher called me up to the board to write something for her and I got up and some people was laughing and I was thinking what are they laughing at ? So my boyfriend jumped up when he seen it and hugged me from behind and took a red sharpie and put it in my back pocket open to make it seem like its was just a sharpie mark /_\ thank god he did that
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im not black so i won’t speak over y'all but i will gladly stand next to, behind, or with y'all. anything i can do.
“you tell ‘em, Buck”
are you kidding, i love classical music. my favorite composers are bach, mozart, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* beef oven