Maternity Tripp Pants

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any political event: [happens]

some fucking shut-in nerd who feels compelled to compare everything to harry potter: 

@darthgrayson

Goose bumps

bellissimo

"FAR LEFT"

every wikipedia entry for a comic book character is like

Classic Era: Professor Two-Apes was created when a bored alien glued two gorillas together with a magic rock. He later turned to evil when a colleague took credit for his research. In his debut appearance, Professor Two-Apes turned the Eiffel Tower into a banana.

Modern Era: Tu-Apes was the result of years of painful animal experimentation. He killed the doctor who created him, stole the blood-stained diploma off his wall, and now wears it around his neck. In the Conflagration crossover event, he was seen being beaten to death with one of his own spines. He was later resurrected by Satanists and currently suffers from a debilitating heroin addiction.

It’s a tribute to my late wife, who used to dream of being a clumsily-drawn, questionably-shaped mermaid

lol

Iconic