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sick of teeth being so high maintenance. you don’t see any other bones requiring so much care and upkeep they literally just do their job and don’t threaten to rot and fall out of your body?? grow up

Not fictional

Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

ADHD means I’m really good at getting small compartments of my life in order but I can only do one at a time. So if my house is clean just know something else fell the fuck apart so that could happen.

Source

NOT LIZZO WEARING A HIZZO SHIRT

Great Job UAW!

The six-year agreement between Deere and the United Auto Workers union offers an immediate 10% raise, two subsequent raises of 5%, cost-of-living adjustments to defray inflation and an $8,500 ratification bonus for each worker, among other provisions. The workers also successfully kept at bay a company proposal to eliminate defined-benefit pension plans for new hires.

Unions work. Unionize.

The wikipedia page for queen Elizabeth II has a convenient list of all the countries she's helped colonize.

Holy shit

this is the funniest notification ive ever gotten

Receding hairlines are a hoe trait. Male pattern thottiness

Hell yeah king show more skin!

you guys are just posting anything these days

i wish people online were capable of not swinging from one extreme to another omg like how did "dont shame gbt people for liking men" and "acting like men r inherently doomed to be horrible is counterproductive gender essentialism" turn into "if u say anything bad abt men thats bad and lesbians r weird for not liking men" like its getting very weird and very obvious that nobody actually understands what critical thinking is they just read posts online and then see how far they can run w them

So many of the worst takes online are born of the concept "thing bad, therefore opposite of thing good" like no, sometimes the opposite is bad as well

are u: “sorry?” or “excuse me?” or “what?” when you dont hear/understand what someone says

Today’s the day

If you think I’ll ever get over Harry on his knees holding a bi flag over his head screaming freedom at the very top of his lungs, I’ve got some beach front property in Arizona to sell you.