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Why is the rum always gone?

@mischiefskhaleesi / mischiefskhaleesi.tumblr.com

Burdened with Glorious purpose. 26. Female. Bisexual. Whovian, Cosplayer, Crazy obsessed Loki fangirl, Part of Loki's army, and full time Mommy. Lover of AoT. Married to my handsome husband
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I'm a bad person.

I forgot it was Mike Zacharias' birthday on the first and my husband had to remind me...

We've had a bunch of crap going on!!! Sorry, you bara SOB.

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What did this episode teach you, children?

  1. Erwin fucking Smith is a crazy bastard.
  2. Erwin fucking Smith is daddy dominant level 100: hanging from a Titan’s mouth and still giving orders.
  3. Erwin fucking Smith is fucking crazy.
  4. Erwin fucking Smith lopped off his own fucking arm with his own fucking sword and managed to do the daring young man on the flying trapeze to Eren.
  5. God knows how long Erwin fucking Smith hung there like a piece of lettuce in the Titan’s teeth before deciding ‘welp, time to chop chop outta here’
  6. Erwin fucking Smith is a crazy bastard who needs to impregnate me or Levi as soon as possible.
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Things I'm not doing anytime soon...

Reading AoT. Guess I'm still pretty salty. ....and depressed.....

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How to Get A Seasonal Job....

As we all know, I have some horrible issues with some of the events that come in the later chapters of AoT. I got called for an interview at a hunted house for Halloween. And we had to do a bunch of improve including that whole horrified scream thing. **Spoilers** I thought of Mike's death and the current span of events dealing with Erwin... It was absolutely blood curdling. I got the job. ... -scoots into a corner and sobs- ....

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@ all the people saying “erwin is dead” or “erwin deserves to die” or “if erwin lives then I’m quitting”:

I sincerely hope erwin escapes near-death for a third time just so you can quit because erwin fucking smith deserves 100000% better than how this fandom treats him

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Another reminder:

Erwin Smith lost his arm and minutes later he single-handedly (lol) saved Eren from ReiBert. If he can do that, you can do anything.

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