why does using someone’s name in conversation feel so intimate, like the way a touch feels gentle as someone is fixing ur hair or brushing out a stray strand

someone: *uses my name to address me* me: oh my God, i am a physical entity… …..

all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness

Caesar and his high-ranking officials are having a day off, just sort of lounging around parliament doing nothing important due to the local festival for some god or other, there’s always a festival for the gods going on it’s less a matter of who and why, and...

What

I just love Phil’s go to dance move

Shake dat ass, Lester

Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful

i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing

i dont and i am slightly mortified

oh my god

I love this post XD

How is it possible for one human being to be this attractive I

I'm sensing a little Troyler up in here *does the wiggly eyebrow thingy* what's up Tyler? ;);););)

if this post gets 50,000 notes i will enter my cat as a candidate in the 2016 presidential election

I’d vote

Let’s do this

I’ll reblog this everytime it’s in my dash because it’s the best I can do

GUYS CMON WHO DOESNT WANT THIS???

this will be the funniest thing that tumblr has  ever fucking done.

Due to the high amount of unused URLs on Tumblr, whoever does not reblog this by June 38th, 2910 will be sent into the Hunger Games, and be forced to fight against eachother until the last URL wins.

reblogging because of the source omg

i was like “oh hahahaha why would anyone reblog this? ” THEN I LOOKED AT THE SOURCE 

REBLOGGING BECAUSE OF THE SOURCE XD;;

SORRY GUYS NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES!

reblogging because of the source ok

THE SOURCEEEEE !!!!!!!!! 

Off your hat to Tumblr staff. You’re awesome, end of the story

Why the hell not?

“Phil.” - Dan Howell (one of the most common words to slip off his tongue)

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Shang’s journey to self discovery as told by me

Jesus Christ

I reblogged it 3 times

WHAT!!!! *fangirls out of existence*

wait, are you for serious

Yes I am for serious I freaked out and clapped my hand over my mouth and refrained from screaming

Reblog if you support.

-Bee

Okay?

Okay.

Wut