the necromemecon

anime girls are such abstractions of humans at this point they’re like bugs or lizards to me

*notices an anime girl crawling on my bedroom wall and slaps it with a newspaper*

Customers will tip you all 11 cents of their change and be like “on a moral level I’m now permitted to hunt you for sport”

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

the second panel was originally going to have words but I decided it was better without them

I miss the old rihanna

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

I love him

my boyfriend is photoshopping the pikachu with an eevee hoodie plush to just be an eevee with a big gaping mouth :/

cheesepburger………

Me staring at the sleep paralysis demon on my ceiling @ 3:03am

panera bread is the only place that’ll probably never spell my name right

Panera Bread is the only place that employs honest loyal men and then their whore employee women seduce them and basically their all a bunch of sluts. West Saint Paul Panera whores… I hate you.

HELL WORLD OH MY GOD

FBI is really just straight up developing Trojan horse apps now

Never ruin the dead man’s aesthetic

you all only hate me because you do not like me and i am mean to you. grow up

clown costume on, third eye stapled shut, lets do this ladies