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. Mr Misty-Eyed .

@thaturieguy / thaturieguy.tumblr.com

[|||] does my theme help me not look like emo trash |-/
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sleepnoises

news from a 15 year old boy i tutor: “there’s a kid in my religion class who i have no idea if they’re a boy or a girl, so when i see them i just call them ‘fam.’ [at my plaintive look of i-don’t-know-if-i-heard-you-right] you know, like family” 

The youth have spoken and fam is the gender neutral bro

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it’s never too early to teach children about the devaluation of labor!

(from an American Girls book)

American Girls brand is honestly so wholesome.

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heywriters

Awesome, I knew it had to be AG before I even scrolled down. They taught me a lot about a lot when I was nine. Like “a friend who’s mean to you or your other friends is NOT your friend.”

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People: Have you ever travelled abroad? Me:

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Me: I’m gonna be productive and stay on top of things and start eating better and exercise and be better to myself!

Also Me: 

It’s been years and this post still drags me.

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mspinkcake

CONFIRMED: Isabelle went to uni and we are so proud of her

isabelle actually went to nineteen different universities! and has nineteen engineering degrees!

Isabelle is a millenial icon. 19 degrees and she can still only be a secretary while you’re the mayor.

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earthstory
zwfmiami
Bath time 💦

If a chimpanzee knows how to wash its ass, it’s no reason some of y’all musty on the metro when it’s 34 degrees outside

I AM FUCKING CRYINGGGGGGG

This chimp smarter than most crusty ppl

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