Passion is such a turn on. seeing that person make sacrifices to accomplish a goal. listening to them vent because they’re stressed about it…. it’s cool baby, you gone get there. stay focused

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl 

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. 

internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

Irish recipes:

When Will IDTANA Use Their Last 2 Functioning Brain Cells to Realize That a Rotating Panel Is the ONLY Fair Way To Judge a Major

An autobiography

Irish Dance Asks🍀

1: Reel or Slip Jig?

2: Treble Jig or Hornpipe?

3: Light Shoe or Heavy Shoe?

4: Who made your current dress/vest?

5: Team Dancing or Solo Dancing?

6: What region are you?

7: Favorite set music?

8: What set do you do? (Either traditional or non-traditional)

9: Do you have a favorite dressmaker?

10: What type of wig do you wear? (Bun, full…)

11: What organization do you dance for? (CLRG, An Comhdhail, WIDA…)

12: What school do you dance for?

13: What color(s) is your current dress/vest?

14: Do you look up to any other dancers? Who are they and why?

15: What would you say your strengths are in your dancing?

16: Do you have a favorite feis?

17: Do you call it Irish Dancing or Irish Step Dancing?

18: What majors, if any, have you danced at?

19: Why did you start dancing?

20: What is the farthest you’ve travelled for dance?

21: How long have you been dancing for?

22: What level are you?

23: How many days/hours a week do you practice?

24: Do you prefer practicing by yourself or with other people?

25: Favorite dance memory?

26: What’s your biggest goal right now?

27: Do you have a favorite feis musician?

28: Are you friends with dancers outside of your school?

29: Do you have a favorite dance album/song?

30: Do you compete in teams/does your school do teams?

31: What’s your biggest dancing accomplishment?

32: Do you like the music to Vanishing Lake or do you think it’s just too overplayed?

33: What’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to you while on stage?

34: (CLRG) Have you done any grade exams? If so, how many?

35: What is your favorite thing about dancing?

Feel free to add more!

When ur standing on stage and they play the chords of the Glasgow reel

Drillin’ the footwork 💦#slipjig #irishdance #irishdancer #irishdancing #nans18 #orlangooo #50days #clannkelly #nothingwithoutlabour (at Hunter Dance Center)

what do you do with your foot just after the drag/slide and before the front foot cuts up? is it like a little flutter?? looks amazing! such a graceful style

Oh! I didn’t even realize i was doing it haha. I try and jump really high so I think it caused my foot to “flutter”. Thank you!!