Neither “the magic is going away” nor “the magic is just beginning” but “the magic has been around for fifty years and society has only partly adjusted”

You understand me

bumping your OCs ages up every few years because they’re starting to feel like infants to you. reblog if you agree. 

HOT Mesopotamian singles in YOUR AREA !

She’s from Paleolithic Austria, not Mesopotamia!

HOT Paleolithic Austrian singles in YOUR AREA !

Venus of Willendorf is everythingggg

🦉

my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

she told me she doesn't remember saying this. quote, "must have been steak-induced hysteria"

official DS post

white DS lite

I.. feel like I need to go to a ren faire.

"-964⁰C... Reason: Leaking United States Classified Documents" Babe they are putting you in cryosleep 😭

Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else

*received phone call from weed cigarette*

Weed cigarette: Please don't smoke me. I don't want to die

why am I catching strays all of a sudden 💀

If im reading a 800 page book I should be freed of all other responsibilities in my life. Like sorry I can’t do that right now because im reading this long ass book. Yeah you know how it is

The people seated behind her in the theater were pissed.

when taylor said i was tame i was gentle till the circus life made me mean! when taylor said dont you worry folks we took out all her teeth!! when taylor said WHOS AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME!!! WHEN TAYLOR SAID WELL YOU SHOULD BE!!!!

"Let's hear one more joke then we could all just laugh until I cry"

I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"