nothing i want for myself is out of reach

James Acaster: Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999

Bonus:

your future self loves you. they will look through old photos of you with affection, not disgust, nor embarrassment. they wish they could tell you stories of your future, of how much you’ll change, of the people you’ll meet, of how you’ll eventually learn to accept yourself, then love yourself. they will read your diary entries and poems and favourite lyrics, heart aching, tears in their eyes. if only you knew...

your future self loves you. if only they could show you. they are living proof. you’ll turn out okay after all. they wish they were there to console you, dance with you, and make you write it a hundred times: “I AM LOVED”. they will listen to playlists you made, just to experience you again. they will write you a letter - of forgiveness, longing, reassurance. you will never read it. but you will know.

#this

My asshole after getting pounded

“What’s tea heaven, what’s teaaaa”

Y'all soooooo annoying

“Do not be fucking gay” 😂😂 bitch I’m weak af

it says in the bible “do not be fucking gay”…….“im just playing i didn’t even write that shit” 💀

“God?” “Correct. Listen.” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Bless the internet

when ur hanging out in ur apartment u’ve got some candles lit ur feeling good u’ve had 8 glasses of wine then down in the street u hear two beautiful boys skateboarding or doing flips or something so u invite them up and they say where’s the bed and they ask if they can sit on the bed and u tell them sure but the sheets are expensive japanese linen and they tell u they’re not even soft:

Me: Are you a top or bottom?

Him: I’m vers.

Me:

omg did i tell y’all this past weekend when i was clubbing i was making out with this rando and we were literally groping each other on the dancefloor….like under the underwear like actually grabbing ass and cock…that was a mess…it was hot tho 

This reminds me of that one time when I fingered a dude on the dance floor

if you were at heaven and rihanna was playing i think i saw you

I’m gonna kill myself

If Brand Names Were Anime Characters

Credit: @sillvi_illustrations

This went from normal to oddly dark to normal again, gave me whiplash

Is the artist ok…?

i just really like how they made BMW a sneering german-looking guy. perfectly captures the essence of the brand and its customers.

Bruh why was Ginuwine so extra, in ded rn lmao

BIIIITTTTTCCCHHH I AM SCREEEAAMIINNGGGG LMFAO I CANT MAKE IT PAST 0:36

BRUUHHHH just extra as tf

Wooooooowwwww extra af goals

this how extra i aspire to be lmfao

“you have a theory about death?”

watch and memorize

…. iconic

If Beale Street Could Talk (2018, dir. Barry Jenkins)

this video is gay rights