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Me trying to get the last bit of whipped cream out of the can.

@todaysbird

😳 What is this?! Why does it sound like that!?

This is a kiwi! They call primarily to stay in touch with their mates or guard their territory, but I’m not sure why they chose to sound like a velociraptor that smokes a pack a day.

Like the unholy union of a crow and a can of Redi-Whip

Like the unholy

union of a crow and a

can of Redi-Whip

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I’m just going to leave this here…

im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

Done

Cowards won’t reblog this version.

This is just gonna keep getting bigger until most minority groups are on it.

elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

can you imagine being an adult nepo baby at a company your rich dad invested in and having to walk into the boardroom first day like. hi everyone. my name is techno mechanicus

I can tell this is fake because "techno mechanicus" doesn't start with X

OH SON OF A BITCH

I haven't been reblogging this post because I genuinely assumed you guys were Goncharoving a nepo baby

Bothering the beast

ppl irl know me as a weird fag but they dont even know how weird and faggy i can get

Is it weird that I want the holding cell flat? I wanna put my friends in there and give them puzzles to solve to be let out 🥰🫶

I would lock myself in there occasionally to write poetry or read Dostoevsky

disturbingly average customer service experience

why does it cost money

at school with this fit on as a social experiment

a large group of kids no older than 16 was walking around campus and when i glanced at them, some of them looked at me with large beady eyes (artist rendition above)

whatever

UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

tumblr when a new pathetic man drops