tin pin slammer is my purpose

the present moment is a fragile illusion.

Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

Im here to make teams lose. Whether its my team or the enemy's it's up to god and god only.

could I interest you in some fullmetal alchemist

Infantilize your cats, there’s nothing they can do about it lmao, if you don’t wanna be treated like a baby then why baby shaped?

dat ass

(me january 2022) seriously though its time to pull my shit together

(me december 2022) seriously though its time to pull my shit together

Merry Suzakumas ~ 🎄❄️🎁

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals

due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

due to budget cuts i will grant you two wishes

due to recent layoffs there is only one of me and I lie 50% of the time

have a miles, drawn while listening to madonna on repeat