MR. SELF DESTRUCT

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This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like

TIL the brains of rats have a “random mode” that is switched on when they are in unfamiliar situations

via reddit.com

me drunk at an apartment party

Me sober at my job I’ve had for over a year

WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?

so. donald trump is broke as fuck. he cant afford his legal defense or whatever. dude is strapped to fuck, needs money. he sold them shoes. he's sellin them bibles. we all wake up tomorrow and he's on good morning america selling poppers. Freedom RUSH. big t on the cap. says the homosexuals have this wonderful little thing you know what they call them they call them yes POPPERS theyve kept them secret from us but thats okay i dont blame them they can keep them because i got my own. yes. my own poppers. these are the purest american poppers. 99% purity the best purity. theyre medicine! not everyone knows this, about poppers, that theyre medicine, but theyre the best medicine. i use them every day, for the blood. my doctor says so." Are we buying that shit? Remember, you can't kill yourself.

my half of the trade with @r0tt13 !!

i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

the smuckling smumbler