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Ah yes, the Masquerade approach- giving a whole new meaning to the “Beauty and the Beast” title song lyric “bittersweet and strange”….  ….although I think “finding you can change.  Learning you were wrong” is a bit more applicable….if not entirely vital. (Also, if that’s a towel this Belle has fastened to her gown, I’m pretty sure I  owned it.)

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Fear not, your distress is perfectly understandable….we’ll navigate through this low-budget treasure trove together! From left to right starting with the back line: -A disgruntled and justifiably embarrassed Chip in a lamp shade, mutilated bed sheet, and a styrofoam base…likely rendering her immobile. -A “paint-by-numbers” 2D Beast in Party City’s standard coat and wrinkled ascot. -Cogsworth sporting some very questionable facial hair and an absurdly stoic look of pride. -Babette, who has selected a miniature bonnet (possibly stolen from the American Girl Doll Felicity….) and a nude colored turtleneck (….resulting in a moment of concern at the fact that she might actually be naked) -A Mrs. Potts, bearing an uncanny resemblance to Violet Beauregarde…. after she turns into a blueberry. -A Lumiere….ON CRUTCHES! (curving to the front line) -Belle, the very BEST of the group. ….and finally…. WHO THE HELL ARE THOSE TWO PEOPLE ON THE LEFT?! Mrs. Meers and Ching Ho?  Zorro and The Bride of Frankenstein?  Gomez Addams and the Grandma? Amazing!

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